heedthebaa Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Women don't belong at football. That had to be said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Im going to try and get it entered in the Oxford Dictionary Along with Fanny-o-meter,which I also invented (plus machine) for Hibernia22 and ForeverHibs,both of whom often score a perfect 10 !! Fanny O'Meter? Is that no Hibernia22's maw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Went to the cinema with a lassie and ended up pumping her in the cinema. Let me guess, did you regale her with tales of you and your pals boosting one another at Modern Warfare 2 and her knickers literally melted off her? I refuse to believe anyone in a gamerscore boosting clan has ever had their hole, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Let me guess, did you regale her with tales of you and your pals boosting one another at Modern Warfare 2 and her knickers literally melted off her? I refuse to believe anyone in a gamerscore boosting clan has ever had their hole, ever. Ach, that's unfair. I'm sure Marrez has weans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Another test comes tonight when I take her to her first Falkirk game. At least you'll save some money on Valentines Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I was planning to take this bird out when I was at school to the cinema (imagination). It was all sorted then about two hours before I set out her and her mate text me asking if it was cool for said mate to come with. What the hell do you say? It was oh so very awkward. A couple of other mishaps in organising going out with another bird. But I ain't getting into that. That'll be enough self loathing for one day. I once had that problem, what the f**k is all that about? To be honest though, I was more concerned about whether I should pay for all three of us. I didn't want to look tight to pay for just me and the original date. However I didn't want to pay for the bint who joined us. I did end up paying for everyone and had to walk three miles home after the film. P.S. The film was shite and I didn't get a hand job either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I once had that problem, what the f**k is all that about? To be honest though, I was more concerned about whether I should pay for all three of us. I didn't want to look tight to pay for just me and the original date. However I didn't want to pay for the bint who joined us. I did end up paying for everyone and had to walk three miles home after the film. P.S. The film was shite and I didn't get a hand job either. Pre-accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I wish folk offered to take me on dates like that. I have been on some weird dates in the past including to the Butterfly World in Edinburgh, Muiravonside country park (spelling likely not right), Deep Sea World in Fife, Sea bird sanctuary at North Berwick and Amazonia at M&Ds. Also been taken to various beaches, hills and lochs. Last vanentines day was spent at the Sea life centre in Oban then going out for tea later on. It doesn't take much to impress me, sod going out to fancy restaurants and getting dressed up I'd rather go to the sea life centre and look at the fish thanks. I know a cracking owl sanctuary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I agreed to take the wife for a romantic weekend in Peterhead when Ayr played there, so we booked into a b and b that was lovely, went to the game, and after she said she was going for a snooze because she was tired, but we'd go eat about 9. I agreed no problem, then started chatting to one of the stewards in the social club, played pool with him for a while, had a couple of pints, then a couple more and a couple more. Anyway, twelve pints later I crawled back to the b and b, woke the missus up and we went for a curry. I feel asleep during the main course. Did you not leave her behind at some match in the highlands when you were in charge of a mini bus or something? Or have I got the wrong guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Pre-accident? It was that same day my dad ran me over on the driveway just as I got home to leave me in this mess. Do you talk to the other bird or...? Like I said it was oh s very awkward. Although they both paid for themselves and I didn't have to walk home. Cannae remember the film mind you. I didn't really say that much to either of them to be honest. I must have been around 15 or 16 at the time and didn't have much experience going on dates. Maybe we could claim that we are so good looking we can have two dates at the same time and neither girl minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Did you not leave her behind at some match in the highlands when you were in charge of a mini bus or something? Or have I got the wrong guy? Um....no you haven't. That was a different game at Peterhead. I couldn't do a head count on the bus at the end of the game because we were dropping off a few of the Ayr lads that were staying in Aberdeen at Bridge of Don because the first service bus from Peterhead to Aberdeen was half six, so I just told the driver to go. The wife was in the toilet inside the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Arranged to meet a girl, whilst pissed the night before, down at the North inch. When i turned up ciggie in hand feeling a bit rough i was a bit bemused to find her in running gear limbering up. Apparently after a few more drinks the dutch courage had led to me boasting about my running , hence i had arranged a run around the park together. Needless to say i never joined her on the run and left rather sheepishly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 The thing is he probably still dosn't get it There is nothing to get. All he asked me if I burst her arse because of my knob when I pumped her. Looks like he understood perfectly well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 There is nothing to get. All he asked me if I burst her arse because of my knob when I pumped her. You are a fucking moron I also suspect that you're lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I think we all know what he was getting at, Hibernia22. Think about it...PUMPING 'something', BURSTING 'it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Err, well, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 ?? There is nothing to get. All he asked me if I burst her arse because of my knob when I pumped her. Well what is it then? If you can't answer properly you obviously don't know either. I think we all know what he was getting at, Hibernia22. Think about it...PUMPING 'something', BURSTING 'it' Her hole. NOBODY TELL HIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I suspect a hole in your sock is as close as you've been to the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm beginning to think he might be CapitalGreens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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