ah-dee Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Just recently discovered this Quite simply , the best peanut butter you can get in this country and knocks spots off all the rest peanut butter is rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Recently discovered the app HQ. A couple of daily quiz's in a "Who wants to be a millionare" style. A £1000 prize pot, if you answer all the questions right, you win a share. Next quiz at 9pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, sjc said: Was an extra in a movie being made about the Russian/Japanese war of 1904/05 today. Played a PoW given the task of sweeping the courtyard of a temple whist one of "our" Officers fires in about some Japanese Geisha.......based on a true story apparently. Treated my wife to a sausage fest at a German beer hall afterwards........ My brother is one of King Edward's guards in the new Robert the Bruce film. The fucking traitor has been disowned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: My brother is one of King Edward's guards in the new Robert the Bruce film. The fucking traitor has been disowned. Too soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I have been expecting a delivery from Amazon and found a card at the front door indicating that it was left with my next door neighbour despite instructions to the contrary. Shortly afterwards my 92 year old neighbour knocks on the door to say she'd taken in a parcel for me. 'where is it' I asked, 'It's next door' she replied. I then followed her to collect my parcel and when she got into her house she turned round and said 'I was just coming to see you, that was lucky' 'What were you coming to see me for?' I replied, 'I don't know' was the answer, 'Was it about my parcel?' 'How do you know about the parcel? 'It's got my name and address on it' 'So it has' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I have been expecting a delivery from Amazon and found a card at the front door indicating that it was left with my next door neighbour despite instructions to the contrary. Shortly afterwards my 92 year old neighbour knocks on the door to say she'd taken in a parcel for me. 'where is it' I asked, 'It's next door' she replied. I then followed her to collect my parcel and when she got into her house she turned round and said 'I was just coming to see you, that was lucky' 'What were you coming to see me for?' I replied, 'I don't know' was the answer, 'Was it about my parcel?' 'How do you know about the parcel? 'It's got my name and address on it' 'So it has' That was a meeting of minds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I have been expecting a delivery from Amazon and found a card at the front door indicating that it was left with my next door neighbour despite instructions to the contrary. Shortly afterwards my 92 year old neighbour knocks on the door to say she'd taken in a parcel for me. 'where is it' I asked, 'It's next door' she replied. I then followed her to collect my parcel and when she got into her house she turned round and said 'I was just coming to see you, that was lucky' 'What were you coming to see me for?' I replied, 'I don't know' was the answer, 'Was it about my parcel?' 'How do you know about the parcel? 'It's got my name and address on it' 'So it has' Didn't know you stayed next door to seargant Wilson, zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Tried to edit but the app wouldn't let me. Sergeant wilson* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Zen Archer said: I have been expecting a delivery from Amazon and found a card at the front door indicating that it was left with my next door neighbour despite instructions to the contrary. Shortly afterwards my 92 year old neighbour knocks on the door to say she'd taken in a parcel for me. 'where is it' I asked, 'It's next door' she replied. I then followed her to collect my parcel and when she got into her house she turned round and said 'I was just coming to see you, that was lucky' 'What were you coming to see me for?' I replied, 'I don't know' was the answer, 'Was it about my parcel?' 'How do you know about the parcel? 'It's got my name and address on it' 'So it has' I'm surprised she didn't fall asleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, grumswall said: 8 hours ago, Zen Archer said: I have been expecting a delivery from Amazon and found a card at the front door indicating that it was left with my next door neighbour despite instructions to the contrary. Shortly afterwards my 92 year old neighbour knocks on the door to say she'd taken in a parcel for me. 'where is it' I asked, 'It's next door' she replied. I then followed her to collect my parcel and when she got into her house she turned round and said 'I was just coming to see you, that was lucky' 'What were you coming to see me for?' I replied, 'I don't know' was the answer, 'Was it about my parcel?' 'How do you know about the parcel? 'It's got my name and address on it' 'So it has' Didn't know you stayed next door to seargant Wilson, zen I didn't even know I was a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Gillian Smart. Until it fell aff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Gillian Smart. Until it fell aff. You want to share Gillian Smart with P&B??? Is she aware of this kind, nay, generous offer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 My daughter just asked me for a cup of tea. Delighted with that. She has dabbled with tea back and forward for a while but I think this is the first time she has just requested one out the blue. Sitting having a cup of tea in the morning with my wee lassie is a wonderful proposition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: My daughter just asked me for a cup of tea. Delighted with that. She has dabbled with tea back and forward for a while but I think this is the first time she has just requested one out the blue. Sitting having a cup of tea in the morning with my wee lassie is a wonderful proposition. Just the 10 sugars was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I seem to have something wrong with my eye, it's swelling up and looks like I've been lamped by someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Just the 10 sugars was it? She gets prob just less than half a sugar and her tea gets made with the bag I used in mine. I cant claim to have "had a cup of tea with her" though since she just downed it and handed me her cup back before I had been near mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: I seem to have something wrong with my eye, it's swelling up and looks like I've been lamped by someone. Got a doing from his missus type post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Tea is for wrong 'uns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Always refuse a cup of tea from throbber. He uses a very different sort of teabag.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 59 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I seem to have something wrong with my eye, it's swelling up and looks like I've been lamped by someone. Never wipe your eye after giving yourself a pokey bum w**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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