Shandon Par Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Washed it down with four or five pints of T and some espressos if that gives me a few Brownie points back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Washed it down with four or five pints of T and some espressos if that gives me a few Brownie points back? Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Makes it worse tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 16 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Had this (for dinner) yesterday (Salisbury Arms) WHOLEFOOD SALAD with kale & cauliflower couscous, asparagus, tenderstem broccoli, avocado, butternut squash, sweet potato, pomegranate and roasted pumpkin seeds with a pineapple, lemongrass & ginger dressing with grilled halloumi I just had a roll and square sausage (aye, that's right) and haggis with broon sauce. Get it up you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Breakfast this morning was bacon and eggs with a coffee. Plus the ubiquitous Greek yoghurt and blueberries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Had a nightmare I’d eaten a bacon sandwich. Woke up in a cold sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Breakfast this morning was bacon and eggs with a coffee. Plus the ubiquitous Greek yoghurt and blueberries. This is entirely more acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: This is entirely more acceptable. Going to go all in tomorrow and have some sort of avocado based nonsense I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Going to go all in tomorrow and have some sort of avocado based nonsense I think. The lack of sleep appears to have severely affected you. Doctor P&B suggests 3 bacon & egg rolls, a tin of Irn Bru and a 12 hour kip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Seriously hope these purchases aren't related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, Aidan said: Seriously hope these purchases aren't related. Has Grimbo moved? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Caught a bit of Jeremy Vine earlier. The campaign (mainly supported by Home Counties loonballs) sounds like it's well under way to get England to pull out of the World Cup in Russia. This could be our chance to step in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Had a nightmare I’d eaten a bacon sandwich. Woke up in a cold sweat. I remember my first wet dream* * Not really, although I do remember after hearing about it that I used to sleep in swim shorts as I was both convinced and terrified that there would be a sea of ejaculate and that somehow swim shorts would help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 I remember my first wet dream* *Not really, although I do remember after hearing about it that I used to sleep in swim shorts as I was both convinced and terrified that there would be a sea of ejaculate and that somehow swim shorts would help I don’t for the life of me know how you are still single. It just seems like such a waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t for the life of me know how you are still single. It just seems like such a waste. That was about 20 years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-43387797 1. They say the Pandas wont attempt to breed this year, how do they know, have they been taking advice from my wife? 2. Strange how every year just before peak holiday/tourist season they thought the panda "might" be expecting. 3. @throbber lives in Edinburgh, surely he's the man to sort this out? Edited March 13, 2018 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Romeo said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-43387797 1. They say the Pandas wont attempt to breed this year, how do they know, have they been taking advice from my wife? 2. Strange how every year just before peak holiday/tourist season they thought the panda "might" be expecting. 3. @throbber lives in Edinburgh, surely he's the man to sort this out? Don't think throbber's ever been called "giant". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Romeo said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-43387797 1. They say the Pandas wont attempt to breed this year, how do they know, have they been taking advice from my wife? 2. Strange how every year just before peak holiday/tourist season they thought the panda "might" be expecting. 3. @throbber lives in Edinburgh, surely he's the man to sort this out? Director of giant pandas, is that all he did? And where did he go, did he get a job coaching the elephants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 I have never had a wet dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: I have never had a wet dream. Not even had your hole in your sleep eh? Thats pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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