Scary Bear Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Singing in the rain! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Big bolshy yarblockos to Mullarkey. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Bored shitless at work today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Took the cover off the motorbike today. First time I have touched it in over 2 months. Took it for a quick spin round the block and put another mile on the clock. 61 miles now done on it. Chained it back up again and put the cover back on it, I might see it again in another couple of months, weather permitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, supermik said: Took the cover off the motorbike today. First time I have touched it in over 2 months. Took it for a quick spin round the block and put another mile on the clock. 61 miles now done on it. Chained it back up again and put the cover back on it, I might see it again in another couple of months, weather permitting. Don't take the cover off again, you'll end up getting driven over by a woman in a SUV. IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Things I'd like to share: Diarrhea, nausea and hair starting to fall out.......right who wants what?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 22 hours ago, Myko said: There should be some sort of home/hotel/respite centre that you can drop your other half in whilst they're on their Japanese flag week. Last night I had a Sky remote chucked at me, threatened with a stir-fry sauce and volleyed in the shins throughout the night. f**k putting up with that. Unacceptable behaviour regardless of how bad her period pains/PMT are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Aye sounds like she's just abusing him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: That would be fantastic. Employee of the month guaranteed. You planning on working the old c**t to death? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Christ, who knows. That could almost be a thread, who could you employ for your own company and why. I'd employ @throbber as a chainboy. He'd have to cut back on his drinking through the week though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I'd employ Throbber as a Pinata. That plan could go horribly wrong if you read what he’s just posted on the Takeaways thread! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I'd employ Throbber as a Pinata. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I think I will go for the latter approach. Why don't you offer all the candidates out in the car park? Employ the one that shites it the most knowing they'll forever be your bitch at the workplace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Tynieness said: That would be fantastic. Employee of the month guaranteed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 55 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Got to love the "helper" in the yellow shirt who absolutely shat himself and shoved the guy in front of the second one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 hours ago, sjc said: Who from P&B would be suitable? F*ck off, he’s already given me the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: F*ck off, he’s already given me the job. Good luck in your new post Komrade Andropov...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Maybe you need to brush up on your sifting and interviewing techniques. Shake it up a little. Go off piste instead of following that competency based nonsense. Or take the pot luck approach and just write all their names down on a dart board and throw a dart. f**k that, employ the hottest looking female. At least then if they're shite at the job, they still serve a purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 My Friends birthday today and almost got the DJ at his party to play the song that was number one at this time in 1970. Played the fist few seconds before the penny dropped. Foiled again.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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