Jamaldo Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I don't want to risk getting banned, but I think Tynieness might genuinely be a bigger jake than throbber. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Spotted in a Hilltown charity shop. Had a certain poster's cat got his own range of crockery? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 He's gonnae burst ye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Spotted in a Hilltown charity shop. Had a certain poster's cat got his own range of crockery? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Tynieness said: I think I am going to spend entire weekend drunk. Cannae wait until Monday Home life can't be that bad mate?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I don't want to risk getting banned, but I think Tynieness might genuinely be a bigger jake than throbber. Last night my gf said I needed to only have 4 beers so I went to the shop and got a 4 pack but then bought one additional beer and took it into the bin store and downed it in about 30 seconds. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, throbber said: Last night my gf said I needed to only have 4 beers so I went to the shop and got a 4 pack but then bought one additional beer and took it into the bin store and downed it in about 30 seconds. ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 On Thursday night I had a 4 pack of un chilled bud to see me through the train journey from Stirling - Edinburgh and the train was 12 minutes away so I went into the men’s toilets and sat on the toilet and had one of my room temperature beers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 On Thursday night I had a 4 pack of un chilled bud to see me through the train journey from Stirling - Edinburgh and the train was 12 minutes away so I went into the men’s toilets and sat on the toilet and had one of my room temperature beers. Is everything okay, throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Is everything okay, throbber? The balls in Tynies court if he wants to prove himself as a bigger jakeball than me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 The balls in Tynies court if he wants to prove himself as a bigger jakeball than me. Is that why you’re drinking lukewarm beer in a public lavvy? I’m fond of a drink but I couldn’t imagine thinking ‘f**k waiting 12 minutes for a warm beer, I want it now...to the toilet!’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Is that why you’re drinking lukewarm beer in a public lavvy? I’m fond of a drink but I couldn’t imagine thinking ‘f**k waiting 12 minutes for a warm beer, I want it now...to the toilet!’ I can think of worse ways to kill 12 minutes and it was cold waiting on the platform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I can think of worse ways to kill 12 minutes and it was cold waiting on the platform. Why the change from your usual sock wanking, Throbs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I can think of worse ways to kill 12 minutes and it was cold waiting on the platform. I can also think of worse ways, don’t think I’d have resorted to drinking in the toilets though. Fair fucks to you man, no judgement on my part. For breakfast last Saturday I had a can of strongbow dark fruits before I went in the shower last Saturday. Went out Friday and was going to be starting about midday Saturday, had to take the edge off before day 2. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just been given a bottle of Peroni with a becks glass, no wonder this country is going down the shitter, fucking tories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Why the change from your usual sock wanking, Throbs? Why would I want to do that at a public toilet at a train station? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Why would I want to do that at a public toilet at a train station? for old times sake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 for old times sake? But I was at a toilet at the time, there would be no need for the sock as I would just aim into the toilet. I would need to put the sock back on as well, either that or get one cold foot. A beer was a more attractive option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Romeo said: Just been given a bottle of Peroni with a becks glass, no wonder this country is going down the shitter, fucking tories. Serves you right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Secret drinking eh? So not only is throbber a pishy jake but he's a whipped shitebag. Puts me mind of the questions Marge asks Homer about his drinking as per this clip: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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