scotfree Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 35 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: That's really good. Here's my attempt........... This was the first one I made 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like how you've also made you headphones out of wood as well. His ears are made from wood too going by his 'taste' in music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 From the BBC Homepage: Quote Dog owners have 33% lower risk of death, study finds http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42009932 Even without reading it, I can guarantee you that the study didn't 'find' that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Got work all to myself today no boss or coworkers in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: From the BBC Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42009932 Even without reading it, I can guarantee you that the study didn't 'find' that. Lower risk of death full-stop? I've got a hound (easy now) - immortality awaits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Male tights wearers have 89% higher risk of early death, probably by strangulation", study finds. It's possible - they are a bugger to take off tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Lower risk of death full-stop? I've got a hound (easy now) - immortality awaits? The headline on the actual article isn't much better: Quote Dog owners have lower mortality, study finds So in short, yes, you have a 66% chance of never dying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: The headline on the actual article isn't much better: So in short, yes, you have a 66% chance of never dying. That’s great news, thanks. Always felt my cavalier approach to life was the right way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: You can stop going to the gym now and getting battered That would mean he'd only have clothes, his dug and not drinking to go on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Back in late August I had a follow up scan after my acute pancreatitis attack in May. Unfortunately the scan showed I had a small tumour in the head of my pancreas and the scraping test results indicated it to be cancerous. Less than 2 weeks later I was put under the knife to undergo what's called the "whipple procedure" where they remove part of your stomach, pancreas, intestines and all of your bile duct. Thankfully the operation went well and I was discharged from hospital after 2 weeks, albeit 20kg lighter. I've been given a tablet form of chemotherapy which I can take at home in 4 weeks on/2 weeks off cycles. I'm coming to the end of the first 4 weeks and the only side effect I'm suffering from so far is a bit of nausea. Sorry if I've brought the mood down but just wanted to get it off my chest. It's good to talk and all that! Good news they caught and removed it. The wife swears by ginger tea for nausea. If only you were in a tea daft country amd would be able to get hold of some 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Alright boys, does anyone have a stadium they can lend to the jambos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Nice curtain M8. I'm making the other curtain. Lots of hand sanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 5 hours ago, weirdcal said: Good news they caught and removed it. The wife swears by ginger tea for nausea. If only you were in a tea daft country amd would be able to get hold of some Cheers. Will give that a try, if I can find some....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Totally pished. Obviously on TL -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captain Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Tynieness said: Don't ever go to @The Captain place for hospitality. Shite food and runs out of drink @Audaces Fortuna Juvat In the interests of clarity , Tynieness - turns about dressed like a jaikey in the park with his " borrowed " Boness United tracksuit - proceeds to drink gaff dry - scoffs on Tesco finest party scran till his " size 32 " waist can take no more. Then wants more. Persistent attempts at cheating in trivial pursuit were rebuffed by Audaces Fortuna Juvat and myself. In fairness he did win and celebrated like an FA Cup final winner before shuffling off in a taxi at early o'clock. Suggest he maybe feeling tender this morning but grateful not working , unlike poor audaces who will surely fail to set any productivity records today. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) qLemiV.mp4 Edited November 18, 2017 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I think I am going to spend entire weekend drunk. Cannae wait until Monday [emoji20] I done that last weekend. I’ve been ill since. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I'm away to cover a game for a couple of rags shortly. Going to be even more made up than normal. Hiya Tynie, hiya pal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 I'm away to cover a game for a couple of rags shortly. Going to be even more made up than normal. At least I'm getting a lift. That’s cheating. I didn’t have the break of being at football. I take back my good luck sentiments! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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