NorthernJambo Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 On a bus ( hate them) home after work. Sit at back then a junkie ( aye she is ) sits at back beside me. Asks if I have a pen, I do so I gave her it. She then goes on to ask me how to spell a few things which I have no problem helping out with. She then goes on to tell me she is writing a doctor's note to give to a person who refuses to pierce her lip because she is on a methadone program. So she is writing this letter pretending to be a doctor so she can get this piercing. She then gives me a story about buying new converse she's every week because she hates getting dirt on them so she needs to buy a new one. Eh need a can of irn bru Are doctors allowed to prescribe piercings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I wish this was a porkie. I did get my pen back which is a bonus. The lovely Hayleigh. She will be in lochee now attempting to get this piercing To be fair I meant the post above but I'll take it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Had a go at making onion bhajis today, no too bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 They were actually very good, now wheest you and away and play with your big train set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Oi you fucking c***s.Stop slagging Moray Cup. I've tried Moray Cup. Tastes like Red Kola. Interesting label though. Two guys, not from Scotland, in some tropical setting, drinking a drink that is a different colour to the one in the bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I've tried Moray Cup. Tastes like Red Kola. Interesting label though. Two guys, not from Scotland, in some tropical setting, drinking a drink that is a different colour to the one in the bottle. What makes you think they aren't from Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 What makes you think they aren't from Scotland? They look indigenous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Gregor147 said: They look indigenous Indigenous to where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Indigenous to where? Wherever the polar opposite of Banff is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Keith? According to this website it's between New Zealand and Antarctica 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 According to this website it's between New Zealand and Antarctica Keith is nowhere near New Zealand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 in some tropical setting. Indigenous to anywhere but Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Keith is nowhere near New Zealand. Well who the f**k is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Check you denims folks. Canada: Workers find live British cannonball in Quebec. It is believed it was fired at Quebec City from Levis. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40618547 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Keith is nowhere near New Zealand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I have just watched the new Wonder Woman movie. It has taken me 2 weeks! I fell asleep before the end the first time I tried to watch it. I put it on again last night and fell asleep again. I then woke up then fast forwarded it to round about where I fell asleep. I then fell asleep again!! Finally finished watching it tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Had lunch at a table next to two auld lassies today, one of whom regaled her friend with the scandalous details of her sex life for the half hour I was there. For the sake of sanity, I've decided to believe they were winding up the gullible, handsome young fool sitting within earshot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Provest WTF http://www.jubilee-tavern-burntisland.co.uk/faces-at-the-jubilee/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 15/07/2017 at 11:59, G_Man1985 said: On a bus ( hate them) home after work. Sit at back then a junkie ( aye she is ) sits at back beside me. Asks if I have a pen, I do so I gave her it. She then goes on to ask me how to spell a few things which I have no problem helping out with. Are you absolutely sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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