Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. Putting your phone away and paying attention to where you're going would be a start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. Less of that sort of language please this is a family forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Less of that sort of language please this is a family forum. f**k off you sheep shagging feeder c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Less of that sort of language please this is a family forum. Christ, I hope none of my family are on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: f**k off you sheep shagging feeder c**t. A sober Shandon would never say anything like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Go find him and take him home Throbs. Can't you see the boy's crying out for help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm all tucked up in my Lonsdales for the evening, but i will feel personally responsible if he's dead in a ditch come sunrise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I'm all tucked up in my Lonsdales for the evening, but i will feel personally responsible if he's dead in a ditch come sunrise. That's not a very good alibi you have constructed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I don't wish death on him, but i would probably insert some sort of household object inside him while he slept to remind him of his St Andrews says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a fresh batch of tequila and now I'm back to life. And some vodka. And a swift half. And topped up my red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I should really be getting on with my work but now I want to stay and see how this finishes up. Something awful is going to happen to Shandon before this night is out and I'd hate to miss that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? Throbber would shite it from muffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? Thank god you live at the opposite side of town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: (Or take embarrassing photos to put on here, whichever you feel is a measured response to the abuse he has visited upon you) He'll do that himself in good time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: But within binocular/camera range? Definitely not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Shandon Par is probably being eaten by Renton as we speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Postman Splat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39458595 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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