ICTChris Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I feel bad for being mean about Adam's tea now that his bird has left him. It was a bit basic but I'm sure it gave him all the sustenance he needed at that time. I'm sorry Adam, you didn't need her anyway, she doesn't know what she's lost and there's plenty of fish in the sea, although that will only help if you decide to stop pursuing women and start having sex with fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) f**k em. If birds can't handle you at your sheeps heid then they don't deserve you at your Salmon and Asparagus. Edited March 29, 2017 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, They think its all over said: Sorry Allan, got to pull you up on that one. The Non-North East 'roll' is in fact called a 'softie' in Aiberdein. You're right. It is a softie. Don't know where I got bap from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 19 minutes ago, Adam said: Went full blown w****r last night and had salmon with asparagus, baby new potatoes, carrots and a sort of cheese/mustard sauce. Was absolutely outstanding. To be fair, that sounds terrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Thanks gents, I'm like a modern day Marilyn Monroe, expect I've got a penis.The salmon was outstanding. I typically don't go baws out when I've not got the kids as I can't be arsed, but I had nothing to do last night so was great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They think its all over Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said: You're right. It is a softie. Don't know where I got bap from. You bap!! Hehe. Good on you. But over the years you get people changing the meanings and incoming changes. But they'll never take our 'ROWIE'!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Adam said: Thanks gents, I'm like a modern day Marilyn Monroe, expect I've got a penis. The salmon was outstanding. I typically don't go baws out when I've not got the kids as I can't be arsed, but I had nothing to do last night so was great! Is it just a little thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Thanks gents, I'm like a modern day Marilyn Monroe, expect I've got a penis.The salmon was outstanding. I typically don't go baws out when I've not got the kids as I can't be arsed, but I had nothing to do last night so was great! You haven't checked already? Never knew that about Marilyn either... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Adam said: I typically don't go baws out when I've not got the kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 This advert popped up on Facebook. I feel like it may be of interest to Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Have some butteries Adam, that'll keep you right. Butteries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I booked an online appointment and this was on my receipt. That takes me back. Netscape Navigator was a man's browser. None of your pishy Chrome shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I booked an online appointment and this was on my receipt. That takes me back. Netscape Navigator was a man's browser. None of your pishy Chrome shite. Pay the bill in Continentals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I booked an online appointment and this was on my receipt. That takes me back. Netscape Navigator was a man's browser. None of your pishy Chrome shite. I had to Ask Jeeves what this meant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Fluffing no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Butteries or rowies are called cookies in Peterhead. f**k knows why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The actual state of Pamela Anderson on Celebrity Juice tonight. Wid not bang. On a positive note, Holly Willoughby has a very short dress on! [emoji7] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Svið (pronounced: [ˈsvɪːð]) is a traditional Icelandic dish consisting of a sheep's head cut in half, singed to remove the fur, and boiled with the brain removed,[1] sometimes cured in lactic acid. Svið originally arose at a time when people could not afford to let any part of a slaughtered animal go to waste. It is part of þorramatur, a selection of various traditional Icelandic food that is served as a buffet, particularly at the Þorrablót mid-winter festival. It is used as the basis for sviðasulta (head cheese or brawn, made from bits of svið pressed into gelatinous loaves pickled in whey).[2] Similar dishes can also be found in other Western Nordic countries, such as smalahove in Norway and seyðahøvd on the Faroe Islands. At the "Fljótt og Gott" ("Fast and Good") caféteria at the BSÍ bus terminal in Reykjavík, it is available daily,[3] and can be bought at the drive-thru counter.[4] The café sells about 10,000 sheep's heads a year, according to its chef.[5] When eating svið, the ears are sometimes considered taboo due to the superstitious belief that when they (bearing the mark of the animal's owner) are removed, the eater will be accused of theft. It is sometimes held that if the little bone underneath the tongue is not broken, a child that cannot yet speak will remain silent forever.[6] Many Icelanders consider the eye to be the best part of the head.[7] Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Was in Costco earlier today. Saw a woman buy a couple of their large, hand made, birthday cakes. She then went to the cafe part and bought some of their massive, cooked, boxed pizzas. 31 of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 19 hours ago, Swarley said: I had to Ask Jeeves what this meant Ah yes, Asking a fake butler to Google things for you. #winning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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