MEADOWXI Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 18 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: The folk who live opposite us are flying the Confederate Flag in their garden. 17 hours ago, bennett said: Perfectly normal if you live in kilwinning. " The Southern Comfort Country and Western Club meet in the Nethermains Hall in Kilwinning every Saturday. This week they have their annual Confederate Ball with top band Clearcut" To be fair to the folk of Kilwinning reliving and rattling on about battles that were fought mid-nineteenth century (1861-1865) is a leap 175 years forward in the war memorials and battle re-enactments of the good and loyal folk of Kilwinning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I'd quite like to finger-bang Anna Whitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 When I saw that advert the other day I could only assume they got the material for the implants by lobotomising them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 He'll be drunker than throbber on a Tuesday morning. Easing his way into middle age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I am off it until Wednesday night and then nothing until Friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: This just came on the telly; took me aback a bit, but I figured P&B might get some enjoyment out of it, in one way or another. Perhaps unfairly, I'd estimate that at least 50% of these lassies have "marry a professional footballer" on their list of life goals. Looks like a promo for "When Boob Jobs Go Bad, on C4". Rubbery tits don't do it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I am off it until Wednesday night and then nothing until Friday night. I admire your restraint. Trying to decide between pub and gym. Probably go to bed with a cup of tea instead. Edited February 20, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 He's been drinking since about 1pm. He did have to pop out to get a wedding anniversary card though. We've been married two years. Time flies... Might divorce him now he's an auld c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 57 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Concerned for@Rugster Not seen a post from him since declaring his depression at turning forty in the last couple of days...... Suspect he has been in his pyjamas for 3 days, unwashed and surrounded by cold toast crusts and empty gin bottles Gin is disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Are u 40 yet or is it later in the week? Today mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Today mate. Happy birthday and save some energy for your anniversary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: Today mate. You're old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I'm 40 in May, ffs. All the best rugster, I'll be sharing your pain soon enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 In order to shift the weight I've put on since quitting smoking as quickly as possible I've decided to go Atkins. Not a fan of "fad" diets and the like but I just want this weight shifted ASAP. Had chicken wrapped in bacon with cheese for ma tea. I love this diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Today mate. Happy birthday Ruggy and welcome to the Auld Fecker Club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: In order to shift the weight I've put on since quitting smoking as quickly as possible I've decided to go Atkins. Not a fan of "fad" diets and the like but I just want this weight shifted ASAP. Had chicken wrapped in bacon with cheese for ma tea. I love this diet. It does work - tried it yonks ago and shifted stones. Trouble is that you end up feeling dreadful after a month or two because you're essentially poisoning yourself. Wouldn't recommend it for more than a few weeks. Plus, it'll put you right off bacon, so is it really worth it? I'd recommend the Norovirus diet - lost a stone in the past week somehow, and I'd kill my own granny for a piece of pork. Quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Two weeks is the plan. I've put about a stone on so I reckon that'll be enough to get it off again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 That was a few years ago, swarley, he'd struggle to get back up nowadays. I'm the same. As billy Connolly Said, you make a series of involuntary grunts and groans every time you bend down when you get older. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Two weeks is the plan. I've put about a stone on so I reckon that'll be enough to get it off again. Fair play. You'll probably still be enjoying it well enough by then. Just don't use the lavvy when anyone else is in the house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Gin is disgusting. Old people are disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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