Mark Connolly Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just witnessed a woman attempting to slam her car boot shut except her 3 or 4 year old boy's head was in the way. It did not look tickly. That wee guy is going to be in pain for quite a while. I know you're in Australia, but this guy needs info for his dissertation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 (edited) Morrisons in Alloa has loads of ugly people in it. Edited June 23, 2018 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Piracy said: Morrisons in Alloa has loads of ugly people in it. Are you still there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, Zen Archer said: Are you still there? Naw just hame to the Kingdom with shit loads of beer. I knocked up the general brawness factor by about 80% when I was there though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Sitting watching the world cup on the 50" LG, with five nurses in the back garden getting pished on prosecco. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Sitting watching the world cup on the 50" LG, with five nurses in the back garden getting pished on prosecco. Thank you. ^^^ What Smudger is doing today thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Sitting watching the world cup on the 50" LG, with five nurses in the back garden getting pished on prosecco. Thank you. ^^^ What Smudger is doing today thread for this pish He's buggered off, doesn't like the shrieking and listening to the shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: He's buggered off, doesn't like the shrieking and listening to the shite. Stay quiet then and he might come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Sitting watching the world cup on the 50" LG, with five nurses in the back garden getting pished on prosecco. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Totally agree. Well said Steven. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Talking about Tommy Robinson and all that, I was reminded of this article by an alt-right one man band political group this week, absolutely hilarious.http://peoplescharter.org/the-short-men-will-save-the-west/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 First there was this bad news...….. Then there was this...…….. 3 minutes ago, BANKIEBILL said: Very sad news. One of the guys that summed up the club 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tynieness said: And your point is? Treasurer, Sums. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Tomorrow is day 13 without a cigarette. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Was in the pub tonight. First time in over 20 years that I have been in a pub on a Saturday night. The place was wall to wall dolly birds. I thought to myself that if I was 30 years younger then I would have had a field day, then I remembered that 30 years ago I probably had a field day with most of their maws! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Was in the pub tonight. First time in over 20 years that I have been in a pub on a Saturday night. The place was wall to wall dolly birds. I thought to myself that if I was 30 years younger then I would have had a field day, then I remembered that 30 years ago I probably had a field day with most of their maws then tanned their cheese! And their knickers. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bold Rover Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 9 hours ago, supermik said: Was in the pub tonight. First time in over 20 years that I have been in a pub on a Saturday night. The place was wall to wall dolly birds. I thought to myself that if I was 30 years younger then I would have had a field day, then I remembered that 30 years ago I probably had a field day with most of their maws! Did you all work howking tattles then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 12 hours ago, supermik said: Was in the pub tonight. First time in over 20 years that I have been in a pub on a Saturday night. The place was wall to wall dolly birds. I thought to myself that if I was 30 years younger then I would have had a field day, then I remembered that 30 years ago I probably had a field day with most of their maws! The fact that you use the term ‘dolly birds’ lends credence to your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Was in the pub tonight. First time in over 20 years that I have been in a pub on a Saturday night. The place was wall to wall dolly birds. I thought to myself that if I was 30 years younger then I would have had a field day, then I remembered that 30 years ago I probably had a field day with most of their maws! The fact that you use the term ‘dolly birds’ lends credence to your post. Hmmmm.... Maybe best translate for the younger generation. "Place was wall to wall clunge and if I was 30 years younger i'd have been up to my nuts in guts" should do it I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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