Rugster Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Or you’ve punched yourself in your sleep. I’ve burst my lip in bed with my own dead arm before so it’s perfectly feasible. Or you’ve had a bad allergic reaction to something, rubbed it lots to the point you’ve bruised it. You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag let alone burst your own lip. Mrs Shandon has done that to you , for sure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag let alone burst your own lip. Mrs Shandon has done that to you , for sure. I've trained her well. She has a fearsome right hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I've trained her well. She has a fearsome right hand. Well if you’re to thank for her above average handy’s, thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I woke up at 3am Monday having been punched in the eye. 6 year old sound asleep next to me, didn't even flinch when I woke up going "ah, f**k!". Proper weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 6 hours ago, ICTChris said: I now have a mild black eye. I have googled this and either my wife is battering me in my sleep or I have leukemia. Happy Tuesday everyone. Sure it isn't a stye? Went through a couple months of getting them under my eyelid and it looked really swollen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 A Gerenuk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. Happy Birthday Slips [emoji482] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 3 hours ago, SlipperyP said: 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. Thought you were about 60. Happy Birthday then you young(ish) c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. Happy birthday, you dog killing machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 4 hours ago, SlipperyP said: 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 44 today. Never thought I'd make it. Very proud. Just finished work and the beer is flowin'. Many happy returns you maniac 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 22/05/2018 at 14:35, KnightswoodBear said: @Bert Raccoon and I passed each other on Argyle St earlier. Not for the first time. Furtive glances were exchanged. I'm sure eventually one of us will find the courage to raise our chin at the other and mutter "awrite" We did it! Pleasantries were exchanged! @Bert Raccoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: We did it! Pleasantries were exchanged! @Bert Raccoon This was top of the 'Latest Posts' column when I logged in just now. You can imagine my disappointment. I love a good P&B romance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Downhill to winter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Just watching a bit of the horse racing and the presenter s are so much better dressed than the football pundits. Top hat and tails for the gents and pretty dresses and hats for the ladies. The World Cup coverage would be much better if they adopted this more formal style than the golfer on holiday look they all go for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 52 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: This was top of the 'Latest Posts' column when I logged in just now. You can imagine my disappointment. I love a good P&B romance. It's early days, Dave 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Currently at Edinburgh Gateway station and a family have boarded the train. Both parents and children were wearing bright blue Aldi cowboy hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 I've just witnessed a woman attempting to slam her car boot shut except her 3 or 4 year old boy's head was in the way. It did not look tickly. That wee guy is going to be in pain for quite a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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