Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Tea is for wrong 'uns. f**k up girlhands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 39 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Tea is for wrong 'uns. f**k up girlhands Probably still larger than yours, Tyrion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Never wipe your eye after giving yourself a pokey bum w**k. Probably safer with a circle-jerk... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Probably still larger than yours, Tyrion. Gentlemen with dwarfism have averagey sized heads, hands, feet and cock n balls, tbf... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 An East African Crowned Crane 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 An East African Crowned Crane Do you do requests? I like Harpy Eagles. They whip monkeys clean out of trees and scran them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Silverton End said: An East African Crowned Crane Do you do requests? I like Harpy Eagles. They whip monkeys clean out of trees and scran them. I'll see your monkey & raise you a sloth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Silverton End said: I'll see your monkey & raise you a sloth Lazy b*****d isn't even struggling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Lazy b*****d isn't even struggling. Do you see the size of the claws on that b*****d..... Magnificent thing the Harpy. Top Boi of the Eagle firm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I have decided to believe that the sloth has missed his bus so the eagle is simply giving him a lift home because he’s a decent sort. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I’m at the airport. Across from me is a row of 4 seats, the end two of which are occupied. 2 elders stroll up and stand, bewildered because there’s 2 of them and only 2 seats so...The young gent in one of the end seats hops up to offer them his, which they gratefully accept. Then he realises there was no need for that because there are enough seats to go round so he goes to sit back down. Except the old lass has put her bag down on the seat and has commenced rummaging, completely oblivious to him standing there. He’s utterly lost as to what to do. I’m uncharacteristically happy right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I’m at the airport. Across from me is a row of 4 seats, the end two of which are occupied. 2 elders stroll up and stand, bewildered because there’s 2 of them and only 2 seats so...The young gent in one of the end seats hops up to offer them his, which they gratefully accept. Then he realises there was no need for that because there are enough seats to go round so he goes to sit back down. Except the old lass has put her bag down on the seat and has commenced rummaging, completely oblivious to him standing there. He’s utterly lost as to what to do. I’m uncharacteristically happy right now. some elderly people are great candidates for euthanasia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 some elderly people are great candidates for euthanasia Aw come on, I’m not THAT old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 21 hours ago, ICTChris said: I seem to have something wrong with my eye, it's swelling up and looks like I've been lamped by someone. I now have a mild black eye. I have googled this and either my wife is battering me in my sleep or I have leukemia. Happy Tuesday everyone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I now have a mild black eye. I have googled this and either my wife is battering me in my sleep or I have leukemia. Happy Tuesday everyone. Or both! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I now have a mild black eye. I have googled this and either my wife is battering me in my sleep or I have leukemia. Happy Tuesday everyone. Or you’ve punched yourself in your sleep. I’ve burst my lip in bed with my own dead arm before so it’s perfectly feasible. Or you’ve had a bad allergic reaction to something, rubbed it lots to the point you’ve bruised it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Or you’ve punched yourself in your sleep. I’ve burst my lip in bed with my own dead arm before so it’s perfectly feasible. Or you’ve had a bad allergic reaction to something, rubbed it lots to the point you’ve bruised it. You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag let alone burst your own lip. Mrs Shandon has done that to you , for sure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag let alone burst your own lip. Mrs Shandon has done that to you , for sure. I've trained her well. She has a fearsome right hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I've trained her well. She has a fearsome right hand. Well if you’re to thank for her above average handy’s, thanks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I woke up at 3am Monday having been punched in the eye. 6 year old sound asleep next to me, didn't even flinch when I woke up going "ah, f**k!". Proper weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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