Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 51 minutes ago, sjc said: A mistress is traditional in Japan and being a keen follower of her traditions, my wife would be duty bound to provide gifts to said mistress at various points of the year to "thank her for looking after her husband"! Gotta love Japan! *books flight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 My boss and several of my mates have said that I am a spitting image of Alexander Povetkin. A workmate of mine came in the other day, laughing that his driving instructor was my doppelganger, but that of me in 40 years time. Appearance, sound, mannerisms, sense of humour etc etc. Apparently if we ever meet the universe will implode, go given that Aberdeen isn't all that big, I'd go on that big holiday of a lifetime sooner rather than later if I were you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/jail-for-woman-who-put-lives-in-danger-after-setting-fires-at-flats/ Woman, Donna Morrell, 43 from Arbroath. Spoiler Steve McClaren during his heavy metal phase. Dave Mustaine’s twin [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 36 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Dave Mustaine’s twin I was thinking about a rough Woodcock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was thinking about a rough Woodcock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I was thinking about a rough woodcock Mrs Shandon Par thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Mrs Shandon Par thread for this pish Things you want to share with P & B ... Mrs Shandon Par.... A lesser poster might have taken the opportunity to indulge in some blue humour based on suburban swingers Rest assured readers. I, for one, won’t stoop to that level of smut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Had a go at making chocolate brownies today. Can't wait to cut this fucker up into squares 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Has a rabbit shit on it, Philpy? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I'll shit on you, ya mushroom eating shitehawk. Naw. It's dark chocolate chips. Going to try white ones for the next batch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, philpy said: I'll shit on you, ya mushroom eating shitehawk. Naw. It's dark chocolate chips. Going to try white ones for the next batch. Gordon Ramsays blondie recipe is superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 https://mobile.twitter.com/Chris17_Penman/status/978292225456078848?s=19Scottish man talks to tinder girl [emoji23][emoji23] Just caught up with this, apparently it was a guy from the Broch phoning who he thought was Amber Deen, the porn star from round Peterhead/Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I'll shit on you, ya mushroom eating shitehawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Has a rabbit shit on it, Philpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: It’s a gentlemen’s agreement we have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 It’s a gentlemen’s agreement we have. Yeah whatever, I don’t find your fecal chat at all amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 48 minutes ago, philpy said: Had a go at making chocolate brownies today. Can't wait to cut this fucker up into squares It's already in a square. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Fabulous efit from Warwickshire Police, that is genuinehttps://mobile.twitter.com/warkspolice/status/981154696319684610 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Fabulous efit from Warwickshire Police, that is genuinehttps://mobile.twitter.com/warkspolice/status/981154696319684610 Methadone Mic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Had a go at making chocolate brownies today. Can't wait to cut this fucker up into squares Get the power washer on them, there’s a great pair of gazelles under that mud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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