RH33 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 ^^^^^^^^ middle England problems thread for this please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Seems a good thing: http://www.kiswash.co.uk/the-first-revolution-launderette-in-scotland/ My most recent ex Mrs ruined 2 washing machines with our elder daughter's horse's blankets so £8 for 18Kg is a bargain. Hope it comes to South Bucks soon. You'll need to get electricity first. #amiritefolks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 On 18/02/2018 at 21:10, Dee Man said: A female newsreader on the radio just referred to the Iranian plane crash location as the "crash shite". Best laugh I've had at a plane crash in a while. I rate this post 9/11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 (edited) Denver has seen a temperature drop of 72 degrees F from Sunday to Tuesday. That's over 22 degrees C in 40 hours. The Colorado Rapids played a CONCACAF Champions League game tonight and the temperature at kick-off was 3F / minus 16C, which is a record for the coldest MLS game. I didn't go. Edited February 21, 2018 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Why not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Why not? Cos he lives in Bathgate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Cos he lives in Bathgate Shut your duck killing pus and buy bird seed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 19/02/2018 at 13:43, Shandon Par said: Saw Farid El Alagui pushing a pram around a petrol station forecourt the other day (and checking his hair in the reflection of some tinted car windows). Maybe he was looking for the washing machines? Probably trialling a DA Baracus special prototype. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Shut your duck killing pus and buy bird seed. Might go and feed them again today if the weather is nice. Maybe get them a nice seeded batch... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Denver has seen a temperature drop of 72 degrees F from Sunday to Tuesday. That's over 22 degrees C in 40 hours. The Colorado Rapids played a CONCACAF Champions League game tonight and the temperature at kick-off was 3F / minus 16C, which is a record for the coldest MLS game. I didn't go. How can it be a record for an MLS game if it wasn't an MLS game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Today is our 3rd Wedding anniversary. Surprised I've lasted so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 http://lifeandsavings.com/cut-the-cord-with-these-cable-replacing-gadgets/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMImci-ueW22QIVlyHTCh08cgBhEAEYASAAEgJ_hvD_BwE Saw this advertised on our very own P&B. Anyone have any experience of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 http://lifeandsavings.com/cut-the-cord-with-these-cable-replacing-gadgets/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMImci-ueW22QIVlyHTCh08cgBhEAEYASAAEgJ_hvD_BwE Saw this advertised on our very own P&B. Anyone have any experience of it? I stream everything through my PC or laptop. I don't see any need for this gadget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just on the PC and looked at the google history. This is what I got. Only person been near it for 3 days is my 5 year old son. Away to look for his stash! The rest was minecraft shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 On 2/19/2018 at 16:22, DA Baracus said: What's to stop someone shitting in them? there's a similar arrangement at a garage near gatwick airport; they have mitigated against the potential "being shat in" problem by raising the units on work surfaces so the doors are about four feet off the ground; you'd either have to get a step-ladder and "reverse in" to curl one down, or hang off the top of the thing with your arse in the hole and your feet up and over it; this IMO would present the very real possibility of the whole thing toppling forward, trapping you underneath wi' your feet up round your ears and a heady mixture of Comfort and shite escaping through the incomplete seal around the door/arse interface, which would dribble up your bare legs and inexorably towards your face; security camera footage would prove both popular and profitable on-line, but that notwithstanding, it seems to be an effective deterrent... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: there's a similar arrangement at a garage near gatwick airport; they have mitigated against the potential "being shat in" problem by raising the units on work surfaces so the doors are about four feet off the ground; you'd either have to get a step-ladder and "reverse in" to curl one down, or hang off the top of the thing with your arse in the hole and your feet up and over it; this IMO would present the very real possibility of the whole thing toppling forward, trapping you underneath wi' your feet up round your ears and a heady mixture of Comfort and shite escaping through the incomplete seal around the door/arse interface, which would dribble up your bare legs and inexorably towards your face; security camera footage would prove both popular and profitable on-line, but that notwithstanding, it seems to be an effective deterrent... I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back. Do you not also have pay before the door can be open, most weegie/ned/tuechers (did I get them all) won't spare the giro on this malaraky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Do you not also have pay before the door can be open, most weegie/ned/tuechers (did I get them all) won't spare the giro on this malaraky. So what you're saying here is that @Melanius Mullarkey is a jakey that shites in communal washing machines? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: So what you're saying here is that @Melanius Mullarkey is a jakey that shites in communal washing machines? More or less, the guy does still have one you being a weegie staber. "Banter" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back. i'm wondering if you could put it on a slow spin, thereby creating a partial vacuum to "hold stuff in" a bit - might also help to draw out any stubborn stools, too ? that might run the risk of some passing prankster whacking it up to full speed, with you therefore suffering a prolapse and being gradually sucked in to a fecal maelstrom, mind... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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