welshbairn Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: If you used a Business Credit Card it is fair game. The change of law only applies to Personal Credit Cards. You should charge him 10% of the 60 odd pence for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 "A woman who didn’t want to let go of her handbag followed it through the X-ray machine at a train station in China". The sooner the world comes to an end the better IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Thanks. Do we need to put the hat round for you GD? First 50-odd pence lost on petrol and now 65p on bank charges? Lanzarote looks like losing out this year I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 14 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Just had to beat a hasty retreat from the marine birds at Linlithgow loch who I had intended to feed with Mrs B and the baby B's... Seems a strange way to dispose of the bodies. No more room under the patio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I hope you threw her in the Loch and then divorced her. Fucking portrait mode. Amen. Anyone filming natural disasters, fights etc in portrait mode and not in HD should be shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Seems a strange way to dispose of the bodies. No more room under the patio? Swans will go through bones like butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Seems a strange way to dispose of the bodies. No more room under the patio? Swans will go through bones like butter. All UK swans are allergic to butter. Dairy intolerant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 All UK swans are allergic to butter. Dairy intolerant. You are correct funny enough. Swan originated from the far east where most are lactose intolerant. They also say they can't drink alcohol as the same as the western species. However, they do say that you can only determine which county each bird has originated from by starring into their eyes from 2m. This has not been achieved by mankind as of today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just seen a bunch of crows eating some spilled white powder off the street near Tillydrone. A murder of crows on charlie could be quite the sight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 You are correct funny enough. Swan originated from the far east where most are lactose intolerant. They also say they can't drink alcohol as the same as the western species. However, they do say that you can only determine which county each bird has originated from by starring into their eyes from 2m. This has not been achieved by mankind as of today. Swans belong in rivers, dogs, not so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just seen a bunch of crows eating some spilled white powder off the street near Tillydrone. A murder of crows on charlie could be quite the sight. They’ll be square go’ing the big b*****d gulls in no time! Mon the crows! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Woke up pished on the top floor of a nightbus in a depot on the outskirts of London once. Driver had left the keys in so I started driving it home. Before I'd left the depot I had one of those instant sobering up moments and stopped the bus and scarpered. Bet these boys wished they'd done the same. https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/west-bromwich-albion-taxi-stolen-14299098 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Woke up pished on the top floor of a nightbus in a depot on the outskirts of London once. Driver had left the keys in so I started driving it home. Before I'd left the depot I had one of those instant sobering up moments and stopped the bus and scarpered. Bet these boys wished they'd done the same. https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/west-bromwich-albion-taxi-stolen-14299098 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 40 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: That’s cute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Going to see the jnr's tomorrow. Carnoustie v Arthurlie. Thank you. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Sveikinu su Lietuvos nepriklausomybės diena. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Went for a roll and a cup of tea this morning and asked if they had any chocolate. She said yes, we’ve got twix, mars or snickers. How the hell is that chocolate? I chose neither. And the roll’n’sausage was bogin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Why would I invent a story of me being a drunken idiot? It's not like I need to. Edited February 17, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 roll’n’sausage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.