welshbairn Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Romeo said: My Friends birthday today and almost got the DJ at his party to play the song that was number one at this time in 1970. Played the fist few seconds before the penny dropped. Foiled again.... Is he a Quaker? They don't like it up em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Hawaii shits itself for 38 minutes. https://www.news24.com/World/News/under-mattresses-in-the-bathtub-hawaii-panics-after-false-alert-of-incoming-missile-20180114 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just had some of Friday nights Chinese for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just had some of Friday nights Chinese for breakfast. Every time I read something you post Throbber, I just think to myself how blessed I am in life and thank f**k I don’t love yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Every time I read something you post Throbber, I just think to myself how blessed I am in life and thank f**k I don’t love yours. This is me sober as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 This is me sober as well. Good for you, little steps and all that! Or is that meant to be the wean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Good for you, little steps and all that! Or is that meant to be the wean? I just need a break from it, I think I went one weekend without it in 2017 and then your going back to 2013 when I had a few weeks of sobriety. Without exaggerating even slightly I have been overdoing it since 2004 when i turned 18. The Mrs could go into labour at any time now so need to curb my intake a little bit, having folk round next weekend though so will have a couple then.Apart from that it’s not as tragic as I make out, I just complain a lot about every day frustrations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Re Hawaii above, it might explain throbber's dream about his father-in-law. http://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/42678647 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Mattresses over the bathtub is really going to come in handy when your house explodes in on you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Mattresses over the bathtub is really going to come in handy when your house explodes in on you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Today, my wife booked a 5 day trip down to Okinawa for the end of next month. 20+ Degrees C will be most welcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Excellent. I’m sure she’ll appreciate the peace and quiet. Whats your plans? Probably have my mistress round...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, sjc said: Today, my wife booked a 5 day trip down to Okinawa for the end of next month. 20+ Degrees C will be most welcome 7 minutes ago, sjc said: Probably have my mistress round...... Most on here find it unlikely you have a wife, so there is no chance there is a mistress 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I'd like to thank the discussion about tinned soup. Now that I no longer have any qualms about cooking it in the microwave my laziness has gone up by about 10%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 29 minutes ago, sjc said: Probably have my misteress round...... FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd like to thank the discussion about tinned soup. Now that I no longer have any qualms about cooking it in the microwave my laziness has gone up by about 10%. Don't let anybody convince you about scrambled egg though. That's a line that shouldn't be crossed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't let anybody convince you about scrambled egg though. That's a line that shouldn't be crossed. I rarely eat eggs and would never dream of cooking them in the microwave. I did discover the other week that you can fry eggs in the microwave, make of that what you will. Edited January 14, 2018 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, ecto said: Most on here find it unlikely you have a wife, so there is no chance there is a mistress Why would me having a wife seem unlikely? You're right about the mistress though.......that was a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Why would me having a wife seem unlikely? Because you are socially inadequate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: Because you are socially inadequate. Well you managed to impregnate someone so it isn't necessarily a hindrance. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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