JamieT1314 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 So you jacked a job after 1 day because you had to get up early, then didn't turn up to work because you were hungover and it's the bosses fault? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 3 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: So you jacked a job after 1 day because you had to get up early, then didn't turn up to work because you were hungover and it's the bosses fault? Please point out where I said that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 I once told an employer I'd be late as the train from Arbroath didn't turn up, or was late or whatever whilst cunto'd. Bottle of red on the train up the road, Arbroath away is always fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Please point out where I said that It was implied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, JamieT1314 said: It was implied. No it wasn't. I even said I couldn't complain if I was fired for not turning up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 My feet are aching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: My feet are aching. Gout? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: My feet are aching. Plantar Fasciitis ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Big Benji has departed Rip, what a challenge. Yellow at best. Hope Cannigia was booked. Obviously stepped on the poor guy's heel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Article about recently departed Max Clifford https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 14:49, Drew Brees said: Had a night out at a clash tribute band last night, can’t really remember much but thankfully nothing other than a sore head to report this morning, then I got this Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Article about recently departed Max Cliffordhttps://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. Think I first saw it about half a year ago. Nice try though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Article about recently departed Max Cliffordhttps://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone Then Horwell pulled out his trump card: Clifford's penis. He reeled off the contradictory evidence: it was tiny, two and a half inches erect, according to some; according to another complainant, it was huge. In fact, Horwell argued, it was average, at five and a quarter inches flaccid. This bombshell was introduced with a Cliffordian flourish: the PR man's perfectly ordinary penis had been measured by a medical expert called Dr Coxon. There were other moments of manic humour. The witness who described Clifford's penis as huge rationalised her apparently contradictory evidence by pointing out that she had a small mouth: "My dentist always said so." At which point the jury had to be temporarily dismissed for giggling. There was the defence witness who constantly referred to him as Sir Max and believed he was the editor of the Daily Mail; when told he didn't have a knighthood, she said she was just being respectful. Clifford himself was sometimes deliberately funny (when talking about his education through Diana Dors sex parties), sometimes unwittingly so ("Why would I need to name-drop when I represented the Beatles?"). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Big Benji has departed Rip, what a challenge. If listen to the French commentator for this clip, he just sniggers with the final tackle (obvious dive). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Then Horwell pulled out his trump card: Clifford's penis. He reeled off the contradictory evidence: it was tiny, two and a half inches erect, according to some; according to another complainant, it was huge. In fact, Horwell argued, it was average, at five and a quarter inches flaccid. This bombshell was introduced with a Cliffordian flourish: the PR man's perfectly ordinary penis had been measured by a medical expert called Dr Coxon. There were other moments of manic humour. The witness who described Clifford's penis as huge rationalised her apparently contradictory evidence by pointing out that she had a small mouth: "My dentist always said so." At which point the jury had to be temporarily dismissed for giggling. There was the defence witness who constantly referred to him as Sir Max and believed he was the editor of the Daily Mail; when told he didn't have a knighthood, she said she was just being respectful. Clifford himself was sometimes deliberately funny (when talking about his education through Diana Dors sex parties), sometimes unwittingly so ("Why would I need to name-drop when I represented the Beatles?"). Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was. Max Clifford. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. [emoji6] I was aware it was a wind up when I got sent it, I was sent as a screenshot, just thought it was funny, prob cause I’ve never seen it before so I shared it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was. Seems like half the wealthy overlords are caricatures of dirty old men in raincoats flashing. What do they get out of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: I was aware it was a wind up when I got sent it, I was sent as a screenshot, just thought it was funny, prob cause I’ve never seen it before so I shared it. ....and you could have shared it as a 'funny screenshot' instead of trying to claim credit. As a result of your brazen lies, I'm going to go back a page and give you a red dot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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