D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Yep, bit weird doing a foot long jobby in a kids toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Did you do it on the big boy toilet? I doubt he was even indoors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Stellaboz once shat in a bidet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Stellaboz once shat in a bidet Fucksake. The french drink oot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Stellaboz once shat in a bidet Sigh, once again I will reiterate that this is not true, although it nearly was as I wasn't sure where the actual pan was (next door it turns out). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 ^^^ fooling no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 The richest man about two years ago was some Spanish guy who owns Zara shops among others. But I thought Bill Gates was back at the top of the list this year and last. Wasn't there some Indian steel magnate who was top for a while? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I doubt he was even indoors. That's Fifeist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Mittal? That's sounds right. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Mittal? Naw, metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, MeadowArab said: Wasn't there some Indian steel magnate who was top for a while? He went Tata. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 News this morning reporting Chicago has hit 400 homicides this year. News tonight..........402! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 6.10am and I've had to stop someone trying to steel a bar of chocolate. It was for his pal :-( Are you working in a 24 hour petrol station? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Nope. Tesco in city centre. For now :-) Don't fly too close to the sun. ETA - That was a rather harsh comment from myself. Im up to do a Saturday shift in some shithole renovation job. Edited July 29, 2017 by throbber -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Nope. Tesco in city centre. For now :-) I DL'd the PayQwiq app yesterday, has my bank details and club card No stored on it. Went to Tesco last night for beers and snacks, and to try out my new app. One scan of my phone from the gun and my shit was paid for and put on my club card, even the girl serving me was impressed. It's the simple things in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: News this morning reporting Chicago has hit 400 homicides this year. News tonight..........402! Keep killing RN, ignore the voices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew Brees said: I DL'd the PayQwiq app yesterday, has my bank details and club card No stored on it. Went to Tesco last night for beers and snacks, and to try out my new app. One scan of my phone from the gun and my shit was paid for and put on my club card, even the girl serving me was impressed. It's the simple things in life. I have had a look at that, but what happens if you lose your phone/get it nicked? I know there are security measures but could some c*nt get in somehow and empty your account? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: I have had a look at that, but what happens if you lose your phone/get it nicked? I know there are security measures but could some c*nt get in somehow and empty your account? Quicker just to tap your card anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I have had a look at that, but what happens if you lose your phone/get it nicked? I know there are security measures but could some c*nt get in somehow and empty your account? Could say the same with banking apps, PayPal etc I suppose. Could even say the same with bank cards, It has a 4 digit pin or finger print id. Plus they could only empty my account by shopping at Tesco, and would be on camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 One of the greatest adverts of all time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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