Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 52 minutes ago, Aidan said: Am no deed. That's a pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 We just had a visitor hop by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Looks like you've got a kangaroo loose in the upper paddock mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Looking good guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Mate had a visit from the police yesterday. Apparently they had a received a call from the house. An old person had fallen but couldn't get up.They did live at that address but the only thing was they had died there last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Eednud said: We just had a visitor hop by. Shoot it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Mate had a visit from the police yesterday. Apparently they had a received a call from the house. An old person had fallen but couldn't get up. They did live at that address but the only thing was they had died there last year. Old person should've called 999 rather than 101. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Eednud said: We just had a visitor hop by. I didn't realise the fuckers growled until I went to clap one that was sitting sprawled out in the beer garden of a pub I was in a few months back. I didn't want to argue with him as he looked as if he was on roids and hammering the gym 3 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 18 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I was very disappointed when I saw The Human Centipede, any morbidity in the idea was badly let down by my execution. The sequel was devoid of either. Fixed That For You 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 10 hours ago, Tynieness said: In the end my days chores consisted of hoovering full house, mopping wooden floors, cleaning the bathrooms , polishing, cleaned kitchen and all the windows. Just been moaned at for not putting hoover away. Try these on. Not been sexist, they come from a website called Hopeless...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 We just had a visitor hop by. What's that Skip? Little Eednud is stuck down the well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Anyway Guns & Bullets, Working ALL weekend 8 hours sleep over 48 hours (still no drugs, only fags and caffeine).Not dancing yet, only on my first. Just shuffeling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: M9! I'm a busy man as my last post stated. How the coin comes in, who cares, I get beer and kids get rice. That order... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Obliterated a crow at around 5am this morning. Stupid p***k saw me coming but decided to fly in to the path of my windscreen rather than off the road like the rest of his winged mates.I've left my car at the airport and my roof will have a nice selection of dried in crow guts and feathers when I come back on Thursday. Crows are arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Obliterated a crow at around 5am this morning. Stupid p***k saw me coming but decided to fly in to the path of my windscreen rather than off the road like the rest of his winged mates. I've left my car at the airport and my roof will have a nice selection of dried in crow guts and feathers when I come back on Thursday. Crows are arseholes. I may be wrong, but birds see different time/distance than us (fast & slow), especially pigeons. I blasted about 4 the other day at 05:30 (daylight), on the way back,10 min later they were all still lying on the road. Perfect, I took them home and the motherlaw made a good curry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Discovered today that a few people at work don't like Abba. I always assumed everyone likes Abba. My entire world view is beginning to crumble around me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Discovered today that a few people at work don't like Abba. I always assumed everyone likes Abba. My entire world view is beginning to crumble around me. I fucking hate Abba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Discovered today that a few people at work don't like Abba. I always assumed everyone likes Abba. My entire world view is beginning to crumble around me. We've noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mr. Brightside said: I fucking hate Abba. Not as much as me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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