deej Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40665959/canada-s-governor-general-in-protocol-breach-with-queen 2017, everybody The woman's fucking 150 , can't blame him for thinking she might need a hand down stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 She's probably gutter he never slipped her the finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She's probably gutter he never slipped her the finger. I'm reminded of the punchline to an old joke "..look, Michael, I shouldn't even be doing this!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 He should have pushed the old c**t down the stairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40665959/canada-s-governor-general-in-protocol-breach-with-queen 2017, everybody What's the protocol in question? Are you not allowed to touch the queen? So, basically, she's a stripper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: What's the protocol in question? Are you not allowed to touch the queen? So, basically, she's a stripper. You must have classy strippers in Kilmarnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 You must have classy strippers in Kilmarnock. I don't know of any lap clubs in the town, but the local ladies are indeed a classy set. Routinely dressed up like they're going to Las Vegas when in actuality they're having a night out at Bakers or The Garage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Rottweiier wrestling, not for pussies. I was walking my dog earlier and had the misfortune to bump into Diesel the Rotttweiler who usually has a harness on him for the owner to hold him back because he is a shit with other male dogs. Diesel without another dog nearby is actually a very friendly dog, but turns into a barky b*****d when male dogs are nearby. I walked around the corner and both dogs went into a Mexican stand off and then Diesel went for my dog and I instantaneously had to jump in and try to hold the Rottweiler down while the owner a woman was panicking and screaming incase my dog got mauled. I wrestled with Diesel for 5 minutes to stop him going for my dog and then managed to get a leash onto him. There wasn't just one Rottweiler but two! there was a female one who was bigger but is as daft as a brush and playful and glad pack mentality didn't kick in as I wrestled with Diesel but she was licking my face as I struggled to hold the Rottweiler down. In the end it was just handbags at 20 paces and no injuries to anyone involved except I pulled a calf muscle because Rottweilers are fucking strong and powerful when they go off on one. I feel as hard as f**k now wrestling with a Rottweiler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Down in Blackpool for 5 days with the girlfriend not beenIn years but still looks the same. A shit hole. Was in Liverpool yesterday for the day. Great place. Def going back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Re: BBC wages. I doubt any of these oxygen thieves would get anywhere near that amount. If we weren't subsidising it.BBC rips the p*sh on a daily basis with licence fee.Should have a mass non payment of fee and enjoy the ensuing meltdown of "celebs".Chris Evans is a talentless w*nk. Can't even talk and drive, and gets 2.5m. Grimshaw should be paying us to endure his drivel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, hellbhoy said: Rottweiier wrestling, not for pussies. I was walking my dog earlier and had the misfortune to bump into Diesel the Rotttweiler who usually has a harness on him for the owner to hold him back because he is a shit with other male dogs. Diesel without another dog nearby is actually a very friendly dog, but turns into a barky b*****d when male dogs are nearby. I walked around the corner and both dogs went into a Mexican stand off and then Diesel went for my dog and I instantaneously had to jump in and try to hold the Rottweiler down while the owner a woman was panicking and screaming incase my dog got mauled. I wrestled with Diesel for 5 minutes to stop him going for my dog and then managed to get a leash onto him. There wasn't just one Rottweiler but two! there was a female one who was bigger but is as daft as a brush and playful and glad pack mentality didn't kick in as I wrestled with Diesel but she was licking my face as I struggled to hold the Rottweiler down. In the end it was just handbags at 20 paces and no injuries to anyone involved except I pulled a calf muscle because Rottweilers are fucking strong and powerful when they go off on one. I feel as hard as f**k now wrestling with a Rottweiler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Re: BBC wages. I doubt any of these oxygen thieves would get anywhere near that amount. If we weren't subsidising it.BBC rips the p*sh on a daily basis with licence fee.Should have a mass non payment of fee and enjoy the ensuing meltdown of "celebs".Chris Evans is a talentless w*nk. Can't even talk and drive, and gets 2.5m. Grimshaw should be paying us to endure his drivel. It's incredible how the debate is, predictably, about how the women just happen to generally get less than the men, when it should be about how none of them deserve anywhere near the amount they're getting, regardless of their gender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: It's incredible how the debate is, predictably, about how the women just happen to generally get less than the men, when it should be about how none of them deserve anywhere near the amount they're getting, regardless of their gender. True. Maybe the agents getting men their big wages are female 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 True. Maybe the agents getting men their big wages are female Evans is a producer more than a performer these days he'll have handled that himself With the collapse of top gear, the BBC were in a tight spot and he took full advantage As football supporters we can recognise a "panic signing" even when it happens elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Rottweiier wrestling, not for pussies. I was walking my dog earlier and had the misfortune to bump into Diesel the Rotttweiler who usually has a harness on him for the owner to hold him back because he is a shit with other male dogs. Diesel without another dog nearby is actually a very friendly dog, but turns into a barky b*****d when male dogs are nearby. I walked around the corner and both dogs went into a Mexican stand off and then Diesel went for my dog and I instantaneously had to jump in and try to hold the Rottweiler down while the owner a woman was panicking and screaming incase my dog got mauled. I wrestled with Diesel for 5 minutes to stop him going for my dog and then managed to get a leash onto him. There wasn't just one Rottweiler but two! there was a female one who was bigger but is as daft as a brush and playful and glad pack mentality didn't kick in as I wrestled with Diesel but she was licking my face as I struggled to hold the Rottweiler down. In the end it was just handbags at 20 paces and no injuries to anyone involved except I pulled a calf muscle because Rottweilers are fucking strong and powerful when they go off on one. I feel as hard as f**k now wrestling with a Rottweiler. Should have stuck a finger up its arse... Edit: link never worked. Hopefully this time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Should have stuck a finger up its arse...https://youtu.be/GA3p2U8aVn0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Godzilla on the loose. Be a Wear xx 10 ft killer lizard roaming Killearn. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mystery-creature-spotted-scottish-countryside-10839952 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Godzilla on the loose. Be a Wear xx 10 ft killer lizard roaming Killearn. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mystery-creature-spotted-scottish-countryside-10839952 "Jimmy Wright" is at it. But if it's real we'll get smudger to kick its c**t in, long necked lizard f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Godzilla on the loose. Be a Wear xx 10 ft killer lizard roaming Killearn. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mystery-creature-spotted-scottish-countryside-10839952 Photoshop jobby, the head & neck does not match what looks like a tree stump below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Godzilla on the loose. Be a Wear xx 10 ft killer lizard roaming Killearn. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mystery-creature-spotted-scottish-countryside-10839952 It's a tortoise streaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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