WeAreElgin Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember makingWhat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What Do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What You 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What Know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What How 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What To 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just had a heap of notifications for this thread on a post that I can't see and can't remember making What Turn them off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: Who is he? Your cape cleaner? Chaise Longue supplier? Brogue Tassler, ankle tanner? Thats Shandon Par you're thinking of, not this Melanius minker. Edited June 23, 2017 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Bean counter. I've counted his wife's bean- 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Thats Shandon Par you're thinking of, not this Melanius minker. I honestly thought I was replying to Shandon Parka, sorry my mistake, I'm gutted, post a wee pic of Smudger to compensate me, followed by the withering look that Morrissey would give, and that I deserve! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 45 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Keep out of this, Hartley. No fatness, or greasiness on me. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Some folk at work were talking about a 'playpiece' the other day. I queried this, as I had no idea what they were on about. Turns out a 'playpiece' is a snack given to a kid to take to school to be consumed during the morning break (not lunch), and it's not a sandwich. I thought it was another stupid Dundee work, but folk from elsewhere said they had not only heard of it, but use the word. Genuinely stunned that you've never heard that before. Not as stunned as I was by this, though. How do you spend any time in Scotland without knowing what a "piece" is? Edit: I think someone else claimed ignorance of pieces once and met with much harsher treatment. jmothecat got off pretty light there. Edited June 23, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I've just discovered that Mavis Beacon never existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Come again? Mavis Beacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes, well who in the name of Jehoshaphat is this then? Rosario Dawson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) I'm out for dinner for my anniversary and theres and old woman at the table next to me that keeps plunging her hands up into her crotch under the table. I can see everything. It's not a wid and it's not a pics or GTF. It's fucking repulsive. Edited June 23, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: I'm out for dinner for my anniversary and theres and old woman at the table next to me that keeps plugging her hands up into her crotch under the table. I can see everything. It's not a wid and it's not a pics or GTF. It's fucking repulsive. Do they not have finger bowls in the restaurant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I accidentally swiped my phone and a pane appeared that I hadn't seen before. I said 'what the f**k is that' only to see it in type on said pane, I nearly shit myself. BTW it was the microphone thingy on the Google thingy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 21 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'm out for dinner for my anniversary and theres and old woman at the table next to me that keeps plunging her hands up into her crotch under the table. I can see everything. It's not a wid and it's not a pics or GTF. It's fucking repulsive. Well you did marry her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 ^^ he's the one with green trousers and a woven coaster thing from Damascus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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