Drew Brees Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The girlfriend has put my number on block and is giving me the total silent treatment right now. I have to say I'm impressed by the dedication to it, but for once I've done literally nothing wrong. [emoji23] Did she bite off your penis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Can't do a link but it's in the Mirror. Romanian farmer fighting for his life after getting drunk and trying to fight his pig! The pig bit off three of his fingers AND his penis???? FFS We've all been there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 We've all been there Hmmm. We've probably all had sex with a pig, but she didn't bite my cock and fingers off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Nice to hear the crowds at the US Open celebrate Fathers Day by shouting, 'get in the hole' at every given opportunity... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I'll just leave this advert here and see if anyone's brave enough to venture as to who the Queen's Beasts may be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I'll just leave this advert here and see if anyone's brave enough to venture as to who the Queen's Beasts may be Was Savile one of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I hope its Prince Andrews head rather than the Queens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 The nick of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Leith looking resplendent in the sunshine tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Leith looking respondent in the sunshine tonight. Resplendent philpy, resplendent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, philpy said: Leith looking respondent in the sunshine tonight. What's it responding to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Fuxake. Post edited, ersehole. The 3.5 mile walk and the sun must have got to my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Two guys installed decking in my garden today and it took them about 4 hours. Never seen two folk work as quickly and as well as that in a long time (in the pissing rain too). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I had similar a couple of years ago - two lads built a summerhouse in our back garden in about 3 hours on a boiling hot day. Never took anything other than a couple of glasses of water to drink. The rate at which they raised a voluminous erection in my back garden was something to behold tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Booked up for Saints Euro trip but now I've found out Vilnius has a Frank Zappa monument. Not a big deal really but Frank Zappa was the second dance at our wedding. My dad use to play him in the car all the time so by the age of 9 I was belting out lyrics such as "I want a steamy little Jewish PrincessWith over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums" Not having a clue what they meant. My maw use to get mortified by it. Some boy my da'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: I had similar a couple of years ago - two lads built a summerhouse in our back garden in about 3 hours on a boiling hot day. Never took anything other than a couple of glasses of water to drink. The rate at which they raised a voluminous erection in my back garden was something to behold tbh. It was a sight to behold. Took nothing from me, (other than payment obviously) didn't even need to use the bogs. Would have taken me about a week solid to do it, and it would have been wonky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Booked up for Saints Euro trip but now I've found out Vilnius has a Frank Zappa monument. Not a big deal really but Frank Zappa was the second dance at our wedding. My dad use to play him in the car all the time so by the age of 9 I was belting out lyrics such as "I want a steamy little Jewish PrincessWith over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums" Not having a clue what they meant. My maw use to get mortified by it. Some boy my da'. I went to find it when I was in Vilnius, it's a small severed head stuck on a pole in a car park in the middle of nowhere. Great town though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Apparently only two acts at that Manchester thing took a fee. I'm ruling out, Take That, Coldplay, Robbie and Grande for obvious reasons on all.Who would it be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I'm ruling out Bieber because he's a close mate of Grande so she could talk him into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Gallagher because he's a worthless sack of shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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