Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The one on the left if she's the last one on the dance floor and you need to simply blow your muck anywhere except into a tissue. The one on the right looks slightly like Jonny Lee Miller which, sadly doesn't do it for me. It's a widnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Is it just me or do both of them have huge foreheads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 45 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Is it just me or do both of them have huge foreheads? It's the least of their problems, but I still don't see the dilemma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The one on the right has tits, it's no contest for me, especially from the rear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I just watched an old episode of The Weakest Link there and the final two ended up being a Scottish guy and woman. The guy won it and at the end when he was asked what he'd spend his £2600 winnings on he said "Probably a bigger bottle of whisky, a carton of cigarettes, gamble a wee bit more down the bookies on Saturday and just waste the rest" What a legend. Time to get out the bottles of sleeping pills... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The one on the right has tits, it's no contest for me, especially from the rear. Here is their back story from the night before the show. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jeremy-kyle-guest-turns-up-10313650 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The Mirror's website is absolute aids, so here's a direct video: It's a no from me. The one in black is a strange shape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 55 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The Mirror's website is absolute aids, so here's a direct video: It's a no from me. The one in black is a strange shape. Well that was fucking horrible. Dropping the punched fatty from the the lighting grid onto Jeremy would be the only sexual thrill I could get out of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I think the blonde one is just a misunderstood soul, waiting for a decent gentleman to come along and treat her right. Until that happens I'd probably rattle it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/28/technology/google-ceo-sundar-pichai-pay/index.html?sr=twCNN042917google-ceo-sundar-pichai-pay0352AMVODtopPhoto&linkId=37020249Google CEO got a $200 million salary last year.He's also an immigrant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I think the blonde one is just a misunderstood soul, waiting for a decent gentleman to come along and treat her right. Until that happens I'd probably rattle it. So noble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Been playing for four hours and haven't got a treble yet. Stupid Lancashire dartboards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Dunno why it's turned out sideways. It's the right way up in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkirkyabass Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Oreos are overrated af 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Not the Tony flavored ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Dunno why it's turned out sideways. It's the right way up in real life. I thought that was the correct way and that's why you specified "stupid Lancashire dartboards". I assumed it was a madcap way they played the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 No. The dartboards are stupid because they have no trebles. I'm stupid because I can't post a picture the right way up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Nothing to do with Lorena Bobbitt. Thousands attend knob-throwing contest at Kingston Maurwood. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-39743151 Also, this is nothing I have indulged in. "knob archery" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 On 28/04/2017 at 09:45, locheedfcno1 said: 2 skanks on Jeremy Kyle today. Would you? Not too keen on your telly stand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Falkirkyabass said: Oreos are overrated af As was the band they sponsored.......... .................OREO Speedwagon (I'll get my coat) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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