19QOS19 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 33⅓ I've never touched the stuff and am long past the 'peer pressure' stage. Strange for you to start now. My recommendation would be, FIND A NEW JOB! It surely won't help the diet either? You're not going to get cucumber munchies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Last night I bought weed for the first time in my life. Such a rebel. Bin it and go buy acid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, 19QOS19 said: I've never touched the stuff and am long past the 'peer pressure' stage. Strange for you to start now. My recommendation would be, FIND A NEW JOB! It surely won't help the diet either? You're not going to get cucumber munchies? I've been having trouble sleeping and anytime I've tried weed it's just knocked me out. So £20 for 2 gram seems cheaper than buying sleeping pills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: 33⅓ I have never knowingly bought the stuff and haven't smoked any for about 47 years. I am incredibly jealous. I wish I was thirty three and a third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I have never knowingly bought the stuff and haven't smoked any for about 47 years. I am incredibly jealous. I wish I was thirty three and a third. Get round to your local dealer in Monifieth and purchase some, might make you a little less aggressive and violent. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, accies1874 said: Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. Hen Broon thread for this pish, ya speccy c**t Just wait until you get varifoculs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Get round to your local dealer in Monifieth and purchase some, might make you a little less aggressive and violent. Thank you. Biggie you have met me IRL you know I am neither aggressive or violent. I'm too old for anything more than a glass of red wine these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Biggie you have met me IRL Yes, this is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: https://www.gov.uk/claim-compensation-criminal-injury Hope ur ok x Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 On 20/03/2017 at 17:08, Bobby Skidmarks said: They are filming the new Avengers movie in Waverley Station all week and have purposely built a coffee shop at the back to be destroyed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-39352304 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Apparently Scarlett Johansson in town. Oh god. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-39352304 They were filming in Holyrood Park too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. When I had my laser surgery I felt 10x less intelligent So I joined Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Apparently Scarlett Johansson in town. Oh god. Why, Scarlett, your costume is the same colour as my smoking jacket. Or it would be if I'd spent a night rolling in bodily fluids. Oh god!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 14 hours ago, accies1874 said: Had my first day as a specky bastirt today. It immediately made me feel 10x more intelligent, but it's still pretty shite getting used to it. Wear contact lenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Why, Scarlett, your costume is the same colour as my smoking jacket. Or it would be if I'd spent a night rolling in bodily fluids. Oh god!! I hate to come over all Mother Teresa Oh god! That would be terrible. Imagine if she'd just put a new tea towel on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Martin McGuinness funeral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 On the back of the above post, I did an internet search for the Missus Bunfield sketch, autocorrected to missus bum fiend, which was pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I accidentally typed 'Poe and Bovril' in to Google. Could be an interesting website though. Quoth the raven; seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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