AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 I love Leningrad. I think they're a great fucking band but, according to my Russian pal, I'm missing out because I don't speak Russian. It's utter filth and full of innuendo and word play and can be hilarious, satirical, serious, etc. Just really lyrics that are equally the lowest common denominator and genius. She said the closest thing we have is Half Man, Half Biscuit and they still fall short. Fucking great horn section tho' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 (edited) That Wetherspoons on Waverley Bridge has all the lack of atmosphere of your standard Wetherspoons with the added fucknope of non-Wetherspoons prices, was £4 for your cooking lagers (TL / Carling / Fosters) and more for everything else. Only went in as I'd just missed the train, had half an hour til the next one and the bar in the station is a midden. Edited January 15, 2017 by Fuctifano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 28 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I love Leningrad. I think they're a great fucking band but, according to my Russian pal, I'm missing out because I don't speak Russian. It's utter filth and full of innuendo and word play and can be hilarious, satirical, serious, etc. Just really lyrics that are equally the lowest common denominator and genius. She said the closest thing we have is Half Man, Half Biscuit and they still fall short. Fucking great horn section tho' Not as good as the Leningrad Cowboys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 History In Pictures @HistoryInPix 20m20 minutes ago For those who dont know, the 2 “kids” on the front of the Woodstock album are happily married & still together today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Much as I detest the bearded twats , The Hairy Bikers suggestion of combining Marmite & Marmalade on toast is genius Don't knock it till you try it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 47 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: History In Pictures @HistoryInPix 20m20 minutes ago For those who dont know, the 2 “kids” on the front of the Woodstock album are happily married & still together today The pattern on the quilt has faded more than his hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Whilst out for a walk in lovely East Lothian today, I passed this establishment. The clientele could be ones for the watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just seen my neighbour, a bloke, cycle past holding up an umbrella. On the positive side it is raining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 It's mid-January, we had gale force winds last week and still my beech hedge has all of its (now brilliantly copper) leaves intact when they've usually disappeared months ago. The world is fooked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Hope this boy won £50,000 at the races and didn't share a penny with his 'mates.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I was speaking to my Girlfriend the other day and she said to me "size doesn't matter as long as the sex is good" but I don't care what she says I still think her dick is too big. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Lichtie1320 has been grassed up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Lichtie1320 has been grassed up CHOOOONGood to see there's more people from the Angus riviera that are anti Brittania. #1320 #independence #fuckyourunionjack[emoji1132][emoji1132][emoji1132] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 On 13/01/2017 at 11:04, AsimButtHitsASix said: I did have some right wing nutter message me last night (I never noticed it til this morning) and was tempted to start this all up again. This guy was fucking deranged. This guy was deranged. Was all death threats and a bunch of weird racist and homophobic abuse so, rather than interact with him, I just done a Lee Wallace and reported him to Facebook. He musta got banned because I heard nothing from him for three days until he messaged me again today. Instantly blocked. I don't think I ever truly understood how good a Greggy is it outside of PnB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 A few days after Harry the cobbler, some mentalist starts messaging you. You've pissed off the wrong cobbler I fear. Time to get WTM to get you a dossier with everything you need to know about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Phoned up HMRC regarding my P45, only to be told that the NI number I have been using for years isn't actually mine. Even though I've applied for Student loans with it, used it with various employers throughout the years and various other avenues which have required my NI. Surely it would have been flagged up before now? Not really sure what this will entail. I've filled out the form to get a letter confirming my NI but I'm a bit pissed off it hasn't been highlighted until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: This guy was deranged. Was all death threats and a bunch of weird racist and homophobic abuse so, rather than interact with him, I just done a Lee Wallace and reported him to Facebook. He musta got banned because I heard nothing from him for three days until he messaged me again today. Instantly blocked. I don't think I ever truly understood how good a Greggy is it outside of PnB. What brought it on? Is he one of Hamish McLaren's Braintree mates or is this an unrelated nutjob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Unrelated. I got added to a group called "British Politics" which was a total shitshow of EDL and UKIP type posting nothing but anti-Islam and anti-immigration nonsense. So I decided to troll them a bit by going full "Celtic Britain First". Started saying English was just a dialect of German and the English were immigrant scum and anyone who didn't speak a Celtic language should be deported. This Terry guy bit really hard. I started calling him a race traitor. Everything I said had him going into absolute seethe mode. But then I got bored and left the group and next day woke up to message after message of death threats. Was great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 I think this was the moment that made him snap... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Currently unemployed and awaiting the dole. I've resorted to selling clothes on ebay to get some money. Tragic times for Jama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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