NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Ooft. Get WTM on to him urgently! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Had a fuckbud thing going on with a Greek girl for a while and when she was over on Saturday she was telling me about some guy from Essex she'd met on Tinder. Seemed lovely on the app but they must have matched when he was visiting London and she wasn't keen on seeing someone miles away but he offered to come into London a coupla times and they went on a coupla dates then he invited her to his for the weekend and she went. Said he was nice enough but no spark or that so tried to end it but he started going on about being depressed and how no-one wants to stay with him so she got guilt tripped into another date and he came to hers earlier that week. I advised her just to ghost the p***k as he sounded like a right arsehole (emotional blackmail AND being from Essex) but she insisted on calling him and doing it properly. Sunday night she texts me to say it didn't go well and he was quite angry. This morning she hits me up on facebook to say, as she slept, she had 92 text messages from him giving her dogs abuse and I had a message request from some unknown person She telt me she had mentioned she was sleeping with someone else to him at one point but never said my name, just that I was Scottish, so this jabroni had went through all her Facebook friends looking for the Scottish guy to message. Absolute melter. Feel for you - devestating to discover she's been getting kebabed from a bloody hipster for afters. Greek & from Essex? If she went to St Martin's College, someone had best warn Jarvis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 32 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: jabroni Mods, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Had a fuckbud thing going on with a Greek girl for a while and when she was over on Saturday she was telling me about some guy from Essex she'd met on Tinder. Seemed lovely on the app but they must have matched when he was visiting London and she wasn't keen on seeing someone miles away but he offered to come into London a coupla times and they went on a coupla dates then he invited her to his for the weekend and she went. Said he was nice enough but no spark or that so tried to end it but he started going on about being depressed and how no-one wants to stay with him so she got guilt tripped into another date and he came to hers earlier that week. I advised her just to ghost the p***k as he sounded like a right arsehole (emotional blackmail AND being from Essex) but she insisted on calling him and doing it properly. Sunday night she texts me to say it didn't go well and he was quite angry. This morning she hits me up on facebook to say, as she slept, she had 92 text messages from him giving her dogs abuse and I had a message request from some unknown person She telt me she had mentioned she was sleeping with someone else to him at one point but never said my name, just that I was Scottish, so this jabroni had went through all her Facebook friends looking for the Scottish guy to message. Absolute melter. Is this guy WTM? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Rugster said: Mods, please. I'm not sure how i would react if someone called me a jabroni - what an awful insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Get Harry Lime to post his Facebook messages up on here and see if he's been banging the anvil too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I'm a bit disappointed you never replied with standard P & B repertoire, seething, verge of tears etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Well, Hamish is clearly mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Get Harry Lime to post his Facebook messages up on here and see if he's been banging the anvil too. Harry Lime has to be the most Essex/Laandun name I've ever heard. Wonder if she's been shagging a Micky Twist anaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Get Harry Lime to post his Facebook messages up on here and see if he's been banging the anvil too. Harry Lime is the guy from "The Third Man". I'm presuming he was trying to be clever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Harry Lime is the guy from "The Third Man". I'm presuming he was trying to be clever. Really? I've never seen it. I thought he was one of the burglars in Home Alone. Him and Marv were tag teaming her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: I'm a bit disappointed you never replied with standard P & B repertoire, seething, verge of tears etc. Weirdly enough he did reply calling me a bumpkin which reminded me of virginton whenever he speaks to any seaside league clubs' fans. Aint replied yet. Could turn this into a group project. Will start the replies with "Well at least you're not upset about it" unless there's any better offers on the table... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Will start the replies with "Well at least you're not upset about it" unless there's any better offers on the table... Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Weirdly enough he did reply calling me a bumpkin which reminded me of virginton whenever he speaks to any seaside league clubs' fans. Aint replied yet. Could turn this into a group project. Will start the replies with "Well at least you're not upset about it" unless there's any better offers on the table... Invite him to your weekend retreat in Scotland. 12 Ruel Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Weirdly enough he did reply calling me a bumpkin which reminded me of virginton whenever he speaks to any seaside league clubs' fans. Aint replied yet. Could turn this into a group project. Will start the replies with "Well at least you're not upset about it" unless there's any better offers on the table... "^^^ Word Salad" Then a Greggy face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Weirdly enough he did reply calling me a bumpkin which reminded me of virginton whenever he speaks to any seaside league clubs' fans. Aint replied yet. Could turn this into a group project. Will start the replies with "Well at least you're not upset about it" unless there's any better offers on the table... Swing and a miss. Thanks for playing, champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just now, AsimButtHitsASix said: You could go full Kincardine and pull him up on his lack of comma in his insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Well played, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Kudos to the psycho for the Harry Lime reference in his rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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