Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, Moomintroll said: Why the f**k was somebody taking so many pictures of Liz McColgan? I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter.Thanks Zen, missed that story, probably as I had moved down south by that point and no paper cared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Just now, Moomintroll said: 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. Thanks Zen, missed that story, probably as I had moved down south by that point and no paper cared. If memory serves, she got off with it, probably due to Peter unable to testify, what with having a bit of the old amnesia due to having been fucked in the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. I remember when she went for him one night after one of her races. It was all caught on camera but I have never been able to find it online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Zen Archer said: I think that was around the time she went to court accused of battering seven shades of shite out of her husband Peter. 17 hours ago, supermik said: I remember when she went for him one night after one of her races. It was all caught on camera but I have never been able to find it online. Edited September 5, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? PM the advert to me I'm good with these types of things.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: PM the advert to me I'm good with these types of things.......... I'm not convinced this is the best course of action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting? One review suggested the masseuse wouldn't stop prattling on about pish when all he wanted was a good honest noshing-off so they'll probably get on like a house on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: One review suggested the masseuse wouldn't stop prattling on about pish when all he wanted was a good honest noshing-off so they'll probably get on like a house on fire. Pfft, women. Let us know how it goes anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? Split the difference - cancel your wife's booking and hope for the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 What exactly is a couple's massage anyway? I'm picturing the scene with Laura Gemser in Emmanuelle 2. Like most days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Booked a "couples massage" for the missus and I for this weekend. The spa I'd wanted to go to was full so found a cut price version on Gumtree. A bit of subsequent googling suggests our hostess is not 100% strict about enforcing her "not a sexual service" rules. Should I cancel it or just see what happens? a friends asking where this service is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 a friends asking where this service is?Its at my house m8 Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting?Yes she is.So is he. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Its at my house m8 One on the left yeah? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Swarley said: One on the left yeah? Nice bush. Spoiler Will be the likely opening ice breaker. Edited September 6, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 You don't often see bushes much these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 What's the deal with @H_B and Northern Rock? It was some other, long-departed poster who put their life savings into their shares IIRC. Also, where did the Out of the Loop thread go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 19 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: What's the deal with @H_B and Northern Rock? It was some other, long-departed poster who put their life savings into their shares IIRC. Also, where did the Out of the Loop thread go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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