Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: speedometer,? Yer wife like a slow ride? Half Dundee can only answer. Which half? The top half or the bottom half? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which half? The top half or the bottom half? fast or slow - top or bottom - clearly a woman of many talents, - you should be rightly proud... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Herman Hessian said: you should be rightly proud... Thanks but it's just the way im sitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 The wife used to listen to more film scores than regular music when we first got together, and we get a fair number of soundtrack albums in the shop, so I presume there must be a reasonable number of folk who buy them. For my part, I've taken to putting on John Carpenter or Goblin scores when I'm doing paperwork, to remind me of things I'd rather be doing. As far as porn soundtracks go...DEEP THROAT! DEEPER THAN DEEP IN YOUR THROAT! DEEP THROAT, THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Quite like listening to Ramin Djawadi. The Westworld soundtrack is excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Which half? The top half or the bottom half?Now, calm down boy. Your wife is a whore. At least you don't have to pay on a hourly rate. You pay on a life. Enjoy. I wish my wife had hobby.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which half? The top half or the bottom half? Now, calm down boy. Your wife is a whore. At least you don't have to pay on a hourly rate. You pay on a life. Enjoy. I wish my wife had hobby.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 27 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which half? The top half or the bottom half? Now, calm down boy. Your wife is a whore. At least you don't have to pay on a hourly rate. You pay on a life. Enjoy. I wish my wife had hobby.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pretty much the perfect gif in response to that. A close second would be 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: hmmm - i don't think there's a problem with that, some film-scores are purposefully epic and supposed to draw you in - there's an oscar for writing the things, so they're obviously considered to be fairly worthwhile when properly executed; but then i've spent most of this morning looking for a full-length version of the Eurotrash theme to use as a ringtone, so I wdnt necessarily give too much credence to anything I come out with... Eurotrash - Full (1).mp3 Cracking tune, especially the opening bit that you never normally hear. Edited August 2, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Eurotrash - Full (1).mp3 Cracking tune, especially the opening bit that you never normally hear. fucking great - well done that man ! gut-wrenching decision now whether or not to change it for the current default ringtone which is the Dangerman theme that Mark & Lard used as the intro on their 9:00pm Radio 1 show back in the 90's; might have to keep that and use Eurotrash for Mrs H - it'll mean that every call from her will be bittersweet - cracking tune followed by the inevitable bollocking for something or other - hmmmm... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The wife used to listen to more film scores than regular music when we first got together, and we get a fair number of soundtrack albums in the shop, so I presume there must be a reasonable number of folk who buy them. For my part, I've taken to putting on John Carpenter or Goblin scores when I'm doing paperwork, to remind me of things I'd rather be doing. As far as porn soundtracks go...DEEP THROAT! DEEPER THAN DEEP IN YOUR THROAT! DEEP THROAT, THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE! I know there’s a music forum but this is a catchy, nasty wee tune work/drive to (from The Long Good Friday). The GN link being that the composer is called Monkman. Any relation to @MONKMAN? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 What do people mean when they say jackanory time? When I google it I get contradictory definitions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: What do people mean when they say jackanory time? When I google it I get contradictory definitions. They mean you. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 What do people mean when they say jackanory time? When I google it I get contradictory definitions.It’s when you see ‘Throbber’ at the top of a post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 They mean you.I don't remember Bernard Cribbins wanking in a bin, must have missed that episode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Maybe it does mean@throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 They mean you.In what sense though? I only know it from what’s the story jackanory.The below definition doesn’t make much sense either: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, throbber said: In what sense though? I only know it from what’s the story jackanory. The below definition doesn’t make much sense either: *Balamory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, throbber said: In what sense though? I only know it from what’s the story jackanory. The below definition doesn’t make much sense either: Throbbanory. Throbbanory, Throbbanory... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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