welshbairn Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, throbber said: Are fat burning tablets a good idea? You'd be safer and more effective taking speed and/or heroin. Ever seen a fat junkie? Edited July 6, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, throbber said: It's for myself actually. Well as I'm sure you are aware, these items are essentially speed. I don't know if that was one of your preferred drugs in your misspent youth. Beaten to it. Edited July 6, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Welshbairn, Wilson and Archer are literally the last people on the planet I wanted to hear from about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Welshbairn, Wilson and Archer are literally the last people on the planet I wanted to hear from about this. Just learn to love your inner fat midget then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Do some exercise you lazy fucker. I do a lot of exercise I just like to reward myself with drink afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 56 minutes ago, throbber said: Are fat burning tablets a good idea? Oh, good God, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 33 minutes ago, throbber said: Welshbairn, Wilson and Archer are literally the last people on the planet I wanted to hear from about this. Eat toilet paper, apparently it puffs up in your stomach and makes you feel full. Knew a girl that did it and swore by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've just overheard somebody (with a west of Scotland type accent) refer to chewing gum as 'chuggy'. Given that I know of 'chuddy' around Aberdeenshire at least, is this chuggy nonsense actually a widespread thing? Do these people know what a 'chug' actually is? Madness. Of course it's 'chuggy' - the CH comes from 'chewing' and the 'G' comes from 'gum'. Where the hell does the 'd' come from in 'chuddy'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 57 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife calls chuddy, chungy. Help me. I'm utterly ashamed to admit that "chungy" was the preferred nom de plume of chewing gum when I were a lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not been a great week for you, m9. It has not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 First few times I drank beer, having a wee taste of what my dad was drinking usually, I always wondered why everyone liked it so much, thought it was terrible. But all the men in my family drank it, so when offered it as a kid I would accept it. Eventually I began to actually like the taste so by the time I was old enough to get served in pubs (back when things weren't quite as strict as they are for today's youngsters) I enjoyed beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Chungy chew chew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Can you place a bet in the centre at Perth races or do you need to be in the stand side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: There is so much choice out there when it comes to beer /lager. And I've always just stuck by with vodka and cider mainly. Wine there are a few I can drink but yeah I couldn't give a f**k how I look by what I drink. Don't go out enough to be noticed and in the house I own 0 alcohol Get a few of these, you'll never look back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: FTFY Serve chilled, best enjoyed outdoors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 47 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Serve chilled, best enjoyed outdoors. Favourite MILF thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: Favourite MILF thread for this pish Thanks for the reminder...I've updated said thread. Not good news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 9 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Get a few of these, you'll never look back. Why drink that foreign muck when we have a much better alternative on our own doorsteps? If it's good enough for the Italians then it's good enough for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I seen it when I was in Venice. Wtf is that about? For some bizarre reason it's a premium beer over there and not drank by piss ridden tramps like over here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I seen it when I was in Venice. Wtf is that about? I seen it on draught in a few places in Milan. I think they drink it in half pints. I do like on the can the superfluous "9% Please Drink Responsibly" as if it's not bought with the sole aim of drinking till they shit themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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