Bert Raccoon Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I think the gold medal they refer to on the label is the prize if you can choke it over. The smell is bad enough. Each to their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Both the flavour and texture of bananas are disgusting. Vile food. And a vile poster. Sadly gone from the site, when I say sadly, i actually mean, thank f**k. Vile person. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Who's gone from the site? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, supermik said: Who's gone from the site? The poster called Banana. I never read any of his controversial posts but i remember he didn't care much for women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Whilst I'm not a huge fan of banana flavoured food stuffs, banana bread is the tits, as are these bad boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Driving advice please - need to be at Clydebank at 9.30 on Monday morning. Was going to take the Stirling/Drymen/Balloch way, but thinking now that that's maybe not the best route. What's the M80/M8 Westbound like through Glasgow like at morning rush hour these days? Snarled up, very snarled up, or "Aw for f**k sake"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Driving advice please - need to be at Clydebank at 9.30 on Monday morning. Was going to take the Stirling/Drymen/Balloch way, but thinking now that that's maybe not the best route. What's the M80/M8 Westbound like through Glasgow like at morning rush hour these days? Snarled up, very snarled up, or "Aw for f**k sake"? The M80/M8 is annoyingly unpredictable in my experience. Some days it's great and others it's 45 mins to do 5 miles. Are you travelling from Falkirk, Boghead ranter? If so, if you decide you don't want to chance getting held up on the motorway or go the long way via Stirling/Balloch, then the Kilsyth/Milngavie road might be your best bet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, 8MileBU said: The M80/M8 is annoyingly unpredictable in my experience. Some days it's great and others it's 45 mins to do 5 miles. Are you travelling from Falkirk Boghead ranter? If so and you don't want to chance getting held up on the motorway or go the long way via Stirling/Balloch, then the Kilsyth/Milngavie road might be your best bet. Larbert, yeah. My initial choice was Stirling straights, but as I can't leave until 8, and need to be at Clydebank Crematorium for 9:30, I think it's gonna be just that little bit too tight for time. I especially don't want to be sneaking into a funeral after it's started. A couple of friends of FB have suggested Kirkintilloch/Milngavie as a middle-ground alternative, I might end up trying it. Any route of the 3 could end up being a nightmare or a breeze, just depends on my luck on Monday morning I guess. Cheers anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, philpy said: This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? Are you fucking kidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Holy shit, Philpy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 31 minutes ago, philpy said: This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? Delete your account immediately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) In some ways I sort of respect philpy for managing to survive this long without drowning in the bath or getting lost in a cupboard. I hope he donates his brain to medical science. I would love to see what a brain made entirely of dead insects looks like. Edited May 13, 2017 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Larbert, yeah. My initial choice was Stirling straights, but as I can't leave until 8, and need to be at Clydebank Crematorium for 9:30, I think it's gonna be just that little bit too tight for time. I especially don't want to be sneaking into a funeral after it's started. A couple of friends of FB have suggested Kirkintilloch/Milngavie as a middle-ground alternative, I might end up trying it. Any route of the 3 could end up being a nightmare or a breeze, just depends on my luck on Monday morning I guess. Cheers anyway. 90 mins from Larbert to Clydebank on M80 is a bit neat but certainly achievable at 8am. Unless some halfwit bounces his/her car off sumbdy else before youre through. Current odds sit at about one a fortnight I'm afraid. And we've had three clear weeks.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just had a Banana Coffee(iced) in town, not bad. However the guy make it said it will be ready in a couple minutes. He handed it to me after only one minute. How the f**k did he make a couple of minutes into one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? [emoji38]Surely you're fucking at it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 9 hours ago, philpy said: This has been bugging me for ages - when you are playing Fifa on a games console, on say, ten minute halves, how do the game makers run the clock to 45 minutes per half?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Oh philpy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 A genuine question about something i always wondered about. A ten minute half for instance - the clock has to run the equivalent of 45 minutes during the Game in that time frame. I just wondered how the Game developers go about doing that. Christ, even the wife knows what i mean, and she doesn't have a clue about about FIFA games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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