Miguel Sanchez Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 How many Mars bars do you think you could eat before you died? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 How many Mars bars do you think you could eat before you died? One hundred million billion For clarification, do you mean how many could you eat before you died due to eating too many Mars Bars or just how many could you eat before you die in general? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Swarley said: One hundred million billion For clarification, do you mean how many could you eat before you died due to eating too many Mars Bars or just how many could you eat before you die in general? You start eating and keep eating until you can't eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Being born in the 80s, I always assumed Mars bars were good for you? Has it turned out that rather than Work, Rest and Play, I've actually got type 2 Diabetes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You start eating and keep eating until you can't eat. I'll stick to my first answer then. How many have you eaten so far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Swarley said: I'll stick to my first answer then. How many have you eaten so far? No reply @Swarley - I guess he must've reached his maximum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Smacked my front passenger wheel off a pavement or a pothole or something, and the side wall of the tyre now has a small chunk out of it. None of the inner part of the tyre is visible and there’s no irregular bumps or shapes to it, so is it still structurally okay? Replace ASAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Being born in the 80s, I always assumed Mars bars were good for you? That was Guinness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: That was Guinness. That was smoking asbestos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 That was smoking asbestos How do you ignite asbestos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 How many Mars bars do you think you could eat before you died? Think I ate ten on Christmas Day alone. Somebody got me a box of Celebrations. Ba-boom-tish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Think I ate ten on Christmas Day alone. Somebody got me a box of Celebrations. Ba-boom-tish. Only ones you'll have this season... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 If you ate one of those Berroca tablets, would it be like eating a big refresher or would it end up foaming out every orifice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: If you ate one of those Berroca tablets, would it be like eating a big refresher or would it end up foaming out every orifice? Is the colour of these things anything to do with your question? #Staunch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 30 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: If you ate one of those Berroca tablets, would it be like eating a big refresher or would it end up foaming out every orifice? It would be like putting mentos in cola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 01:39, Sergeant Wilson said: It would be like putting mentos in cola. Submit to peer pressure @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddie Holly Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 why do you always find small bits of blue and white china on a beach?don't think i've ever been on a beach and not seen some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 why do you always find small bits of blue and white china on a beach?don't think i've ever been on a beach and not seen some. It's usually in my hand.........try the lobster, tip your waitress, I'm here all week, or not.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Has Torpar ever posted again, after the “infant vagina” debacle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Has Torpar ever posted again, after the “infant vagina” debacle? I think you may be mixing up your posters here. Not sure if Torpar is a massive vagina fan, infant or otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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