Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Has anyone seen @Dee Man recently? Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40785646 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Has anyone seen @Dee Man recently? Australian intruder 'drank champagne and fell asleep' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40785646 I heard that on the news yesterday. The nick I got in at the weekend I wouldn't have been surprised to find out it was me. Aff it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die? Not if you build an ark. The rest us are fucked though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Also if I do make it to the weekend why can't I get a hotel for Saturday night in Inverness for much under 200 quid? Surely united aren't that much of a draw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Also if I do make it to the weekend why can't I get a hotel for Saturday night in Inverness for much under 200 quid? Surely united aren't that much of a draw. The Black Isle Show and Belladrum might have something to do with it. Though God knows what the big attraction is for tractors, cows, geriatric bands and seriously declined football teams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The Black Isle Show and Belladrum might have something to do with it. Though God knows what the big attraction is for tractors, cows, geriatric bands and seriously declined football teams. Some come down for recent cup winners right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Some come down for recent cup winners right enough. Just remembered Clach are at home to Turriff, that must be it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Who are the more popular team in Edinburgh out of Hearts and Hibs? I used to see fans of both clubs fairly regularly but have noticed that since moving down to Edinburgh almost everyone I see around my place who is wearing a scarf or a top is wearing Hearts stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: Who are the more popular team in Edinburgh out of Hearts and Hibs? I used to see fans of both clubs fairly regularly but have noticed that since moving down to Edinburgh almost everyone I see around my place who is wearing a scarf or a top is wearing Hearts stuff. Do you live on gorgie road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Do you live on gorgie road? No, I live sort of between Oxgangs and Collinton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 03/08/2017 at 23:04, invergowrie arab said: I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die? You'll be all right. Now if you'd drunk a 5 ml bottle and pissed 500 times... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 03/08/2017 at 23:04, invergowrie arab said: I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die? Depends. What colour is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandros5 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die? Toilet seat down and radiator on full blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 10 hours ago, sandros5 said: Toilet seat down and radiator hot shower on full blast. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know?Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know?Asking for a friend. They let you, well they insist you, wash your dick in the sink. Replying for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: They let you, well they insist you, wash your dick in the sink. Replying for a friend. Before or after? Asking for a whore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know? Asking for a friend. They have excellent shower facilities in Spain. My friend tells me he occasionally pops in for a shower and just ignores the whores. Edited to add... And half of them don't speak any English. Edited August 6, 2017 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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