NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? Will need to get used to that with the Mrs ordering stuff for the bairn... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? Door needs painted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Is that your birds Fish Supper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Is that your birds Fish Supper? Tandoori mixed grill is my guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Came across the Tour de France when flicking through the channels and just wondered why spectators are trying to chase bicycles that are cycling up mountains? Some tit has just lit a flare that has got a few riders choking as well. Is this a normal thing? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Door needs painted And the letter box isn't level 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Terrible bit of carpet laying, what's the curly bit crawling out of the bottom right of the door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Not sure why people keep taking the piss out of poor, father-to-be, Throbber. It's not all bad. At least, with Mrs Throbber around, they won't have to waste money on a bouncy castle for the child's birthday party. Plus, I'm sure kids are allowed in Wetherspoons until a certain time, so it won't drastically affect his cultural lifestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Is that your birds Fish Supper? I bought myself a willie warmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 9 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? You need to get a claim in there to get a free another one of whatever it is in the parcel. Just say you never noticed it and crushed it when you wiped your feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 You need to get a claim in there to get a free another one of whatever it is in the parcel. Just say you never noticed it and crushed it when you wiped your feet. Yup, we're onto something here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? Looks like brass handles and silver letter plate on that door. Dearie me, mix and match door furniture. Edited July 21, 2017 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 @throbber that letterbox is making me physically sick. Get it sorted ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What time do Social Services open? Has she called you fatty tights again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 [mention=40259]throbber[/mention] that letterbox is making me physically sick. Get it sorted ffs. You're a very irritable man KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: PM him a load of spider pictured I'll PM you a boot in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 If only she'd made the last line of rhe first verse "Usually leaving off their fucking face". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 13 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? We had a parcel left in the brown bin (gardening waste) outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 The fact that she has rhymed "ales" with "fail" pisses me off more than it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 There once was a pub called 'Spoons It was frequented by jaikie loons In Lonsdales they'd lounge For pints they'd scrounge And get into fights at closing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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