DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Do you like chips? No more Cocaine & chip suppers for Bruce aaayyy. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Eating a buttered crumpet - folded over in half, or rolled up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 19 hours ago, Deeside said: Peter Dow, what a blast from the past. That stupid c*nt put a sign on his window saying "Don't hit this window, You are on CCTV". As soon as the local schoolkids got wind of this, they came in numbers to belt the window, and he uploaded the footage of them on Youtube. That video is one of many. The guy is a complete zoomer That's quality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 17 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Aye but not brown jerseys. Gran am I proving my worthiness for the Simpleton 4 here but what is the significance of the "brown jerseys"? G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 If you had to go on the run, not a miserly 24 hr stint but say a full blown 3 months but you found a decent hidey-hole with 3 months supply of food & water but nowt else to read but 1 gay tug book, would you try & crack one off to it out of curiosity, asks a friend? G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: If you had to go on the run, not a miserly 24 hr stint but say a full blown 3 months but you found a decent hidey-hole with 3 months supply of food & water but nowt else to read but 1 gay tug book, would you try & crack one off to it out of curiosity, asks a friend? G-Bo(re) No. Do folk always need porn to crack one out? I almost never masturbate to porn. my imagination is good enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 If you had to go on the run, not a miserly 24 hr stint but say a full blown 3 months but you found a decent hidey-hole with 3 months supply of food & water but nowt else to read but 1 gay tug book, would you try & crack one off to it out of curiosity, asks a friend? G-Bo(re) No, because I'm not gay.Maybe you should include the scenario where you might find a heterosexual scud book for the gay posters on here. Or do you not value their answers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 No, because I'm not gay.Maybe you should include the scenario where you might find a heterosexual scud book for the gay posters on here. Or do you not value their answers? Sooky likes this post.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sooky likes this post.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. I think there's a few more posters on here that are gay. Menzel, Bennett and Perthshire Bell to name but a few. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I think there's a few more posters on here that are gay. Menzel, Bennett and Perthshire Bell to name but a few. There are a few who are openly gay and some who just can't quite bring themselves to come out of the closet. @Günther 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: No, because I'm not gay. Maybe you should include the scenario where you might find a heterosexual scud book for the gay posters on here. Or do you not value their answers? Sorry Rab, I can't be all things to all men. Besides if you read the post I was asking "for a friend", the homophobic b*****d, I've deleted him from my (ever decreasing) circle now, hope that makes you gay? G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, Grim O'Grady said: Sorry Rab, I can't be all things to all men. Besides if you read the post I was asking "for a friend", the homophobic b*****d, I've deleted him from my (ever decreasing) circle now, hope that makes you gay? G-Bo(re) You're an odd, odd man. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I think there's a few more posters on here that are gay. Menzel, Bennett and Perthshire Bell to name but a few. Ok, I'm not on an outing expedition, couldn't really give a shit about sexuality, was just trying to re-enforce that G- Bo's post wasn't all encompassing. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Ok, I'm not on an outing expedition, couldn't really give a shit about sexuality, was just trying to re-enforce that G- Bo's post wasn't all encompassing. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Fascinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 wish I'd done a pull poll now, damn shame it's too late (says my imaginary friend - this time). G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Bought a VIP ticket for a gig for my girlfriend which required the tickets to be picket up from the venue with the card used to buy them, however i have switched to a different bank since i bought them so have a different debit card. Will this actually be an issue when i go to get the tickets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Bowers said: Bought a VIP ticket for a gig for my girlfriend which required the tickets to be picket up from the venue with the card used to buy them, however i have switched to a different bank since i bought them so have a different debit card. Will this actually be an issue when i go to get the tickets? Wouldn't have thought so if you have sufficient id, but take the old one along anyway if you haven't thrown it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Does anyone know if Halifax ultimate reward travel insurance would cover a tablet broken on holiday? If not, does anyone know of an insurer who does cover accidental breakage to electronics? I am struggling to find specifics on the halifax one. Asking for a time traveller.... Maybe worth checking if your home contents insurance covers it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 No. Do folk always need porn to crack one out? I almost never masturbate to porn. my imagination is good enough. I just hate to think what your fantasies may include. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 15 minutes ago, throbber said: I just hate to think what your fantasies may include. But go on Throbs, regale us with just one that you've thought about (doesn't have to be hatful). G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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