Pregnancy And Parenting

[Shandon Par]

21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Not going near the vasectomy thread, but a mate is asking if you need to shave yer knackers prior to the op. He has heard conflicting reports on this has my mate.

They’ll do it for you anyway but why not do it for the hell of it first?

[Bairnardo]

They’ll do it for you anyway but why not do it for the hell of it first?

I read something that you dont do it because it increases risk of infection. Think my mate will just leave them be tbh.

[steelmen]

I used veet... very smooth!!!

then the wife changed her mind the night before and said I can’t say for sure I won’t want another in 5 years time.

[Bairnardo]

3 hours ago, steelmen said:

I used veet... very smooth!!!

then the wife changed her mind the night before and said I can’t say for sure I won’t want another in 5 years time.

^^^ shat it

[steelmen]

Damn right I was but thankfully she made her mind up for me!!!

[19QOS19]

I used veet... very smooth!!!

then the wife changed her mind the night before and said I can’t say for sure I won’t want another in 5 years time.

I used veet once and it creeped me out how easily the hair came away. Never again. No idea why guys go hairless down there anyway, I spent the next fortnight scratching like f**k.

[heedthebaa]

Went up to babysit 3 of the granbairns tonight, the 14 month yin fell, started to cry, I picked him up, he lost his cry and went floppy in my arms. Good job the daughter in law hadn’t left yet, she blew in his face and he came round straight away. It’s got me freaked oot !!

[Jacksgranda]

13 hours ago, heedthebaa said:

Went up to babysit 3 of the granbairns tonight, the 14 month yin fell, started to cry, I picked him up, he lost his cry and went floppy in my arms. Good job the daughter in law hadn’t left yet, she blew in his face and he came round straight away. It’s got me freaked oot !!

There's no end to the ways they can nearly give you heart failure...

[Bairnardo]

Attention Gman.

Thats Bairnardo snipped. Gory details later on

[throbber]

My girlfriends overbearing Auntie was staying with for 3 nights last week and her carry on on her third night here was a disgrace. I always knew she was going to be obsessive over our daughter so it was no surprise she was completely tracking her every move around the flat whilst giving both of us parenting advice (despite never having children herself) and asking us how we go about doing absolutely everything with her and pointing out how we could be doing things differently.

They all had a long day on Tuesday and as my daughter is teething she was quite sore and crying a lot and not sleeping well. At night I got in from work and gave her last feed at 1830, she was obviously exhausted and she nodded off whilst lying on me on the couch which she does sometimes. I had planned on just leaving her there for a while and then change her and put her to bed after 7 as we usually do but the aunty came up to us both and said “oh no we can’t be letting her sleep otherwise she’ll be grumpy when we change her and put her to bed” and then woke her up by propping her head up! I couldn’t believe she did this, my girlfriend never saw it as she was in other room but she soon knew about it as my daughter was then furiously crying because she had been rudely awoken. We changed her and put her to bed and within 5 minute she had spewed all of her milk up, my Mrs shouted through for me to come through to help but before I could get in there the aunty bolted in and grabbed our screaming, spewing 8 month old baby off her and charged through to the sitting room with her when she still hasn’t finished spewing up. In her 8 months alive I have never seen her in anywhere near as much distress as she was after this, this includes during bad spells of colic and a time I hit her on the head with a PlayStation controller. After we cleaned up the spew and changed her she was still screaming the house down and the aunty hadn’t let go with her butting in, i had enough by that point and made it perfectly clear that I was shutting the nursery door on her face as me and my Mrs are more than capable of dealing with our daughter when she is upset. We watched an episode of Peppa pig on our I pad and she soon calmed down and was back to her usual self, we could hear the aunty hovering outside the room and she was definitely pressed up to the door at times.

Even after we got her to sleep and returned to the sitting room for an episode of The Cry she still wouldn’t back down asking if she could go into the room and “feel her” just to see if she was okay. She was still insisting on taking her temperature (which would wake her up), she insisted that i didn’t drink any more beer in case I had to drive her to the hospital in the middle of the night and she kept jarring my girlfriend to cancel her plans for the next day just to be safe. She was on the phone to her husband (who is an even bigger screwball) saying she might have to stay for an extra night to help us out! I eventually had enough and went to bed at 9 o clock, by half 9 my girlfriend had given in and let her aunty come into the room so she could check our sleeping daughters temperature just by letting her touch her on the head. The last thing I heard her saying before she finally fucked off out of our room was “if you do feed her in the middle of the night don’t give her too much.” What the f**k sort of advice even is that?!

I gave her a lift to one of her other nieces house on Wednesday morning after my girlfriend convinced her that she would be able to cope on her own and she was quite clearly unaware as to how much of a nuisance she had been and was threatening to come down for another visit before Christmas! Absolute fucking nightmare.

[Bairnardo]

My girlfriends overbearing Auntie was staying with for 3 nights last week and her carry on on her third night here was a disgrace. I always knew she was going to be obsessive over our daughter so it was no surprise she was completely tracking her every move around the flat whilst giving both of us parenting advice (despite never having children herself) and asking us how we go about doing absolutely everything with her and pointing out how we could be doing things differently.

They all had a long day on Tuesday and as my daughter is teething she was quite sore and crying a lot and not sleeping well. At night I got in from work and gave her last feed at 1830, she was obviously exhausted and she nodded off whilst lying on me on the couch which she does sometimes. I had planned on just leaving her there for a while and then change her and put her to bed after 7 as we usually do but the aunty came up to us both and said “oh no we can’t be letting her sleep otherwise she’ll be grumpy when we change her and put her to bed” and then woke her up by propping her head up! I couldn’t believe she did this, my girlfriend never saw it as she was in other room but she soon knew about it as my daughter was then furiously crying because she had been rudely awoken. We changed her and put her to bed and within 5 minute she had spewed all of her milk up, my Mrs shouted through for me to come through to help but before I could get in there the aunty bolted in and grabbed our screaming, spewing 8 month old baby off her and charged through to the sitting room with her when she still hasn’t finished spewing up. In her 8 months alive I have never seen her in anywhere near as much distress as she was after this, this includes during bad spells of colic and a time I hit her on the head with a PlayStation controller. After we cleaned up the spew and changed her she was still screaming the house down and the aunty hadn’t let go with her butting in, i had enough by that point and made it perfectly clear that I was shutting the nursery door on her face as me and my Mrs are more than capable of dealing with our daughter when she is upset. We watched an episode of Peppa pig on our I pad and she soon calmed down and was back to her usual self, we could hear the aunty hovering outside the room and she was definitely pressed up to the door at times.

Even after we got her to sleep and returned to the sitting room for an episode of The Cry she still wouldn’t back down asking if she could go into the room and “feel her” just to see if she was okay. She was still insisting on taking her temperature (which would wake her up), she insisted that i didn’t drink any more beer in case I had to drive her to the hospital in the middle of the night and she kept jarring my girlfriend to cancel her plans for the next day just to be safe. She was on the phone to her husband (who is an even bigger screwball) saying she might have to stay for an extra night to help us out! I eventually had enough and went to bed at 9 o clock, by half 9 my girlfriend had given in and let her aunty come into the room so she could check our sleeping daughters temperature just by letting her touch her on the head. The last thing I heard her saying before she finally fucked off out of our room was “if you do feed her in the middle of the night don’t give her too much.” What the f**k sort of advice even is that?!

I gave her a lift to one of her other nieces house on Wednesday morning after my girlfriend convinced her that she would be able to cope on her own and she was quite clearly unaware as to how much of a nuisance she had been and was threatening to come down for another visit before Christmas! Absolute fucking nightmare.

8 months and the bairn is still in your bedroom?

Sort that out ffs

[throbber]

8 months and the bairn is still in your bedroom?

Sort that out ffs

We have a 2 bedroom flat and our guest was sleeping in our bedroom and we were in the nursery room on the sofa bed.

[Bairnardo]

We have a 2 bedroom flat and our guest was sleeping in our bedroom and we were in the nursery room on the sofa bed.

Well done m8. Sorted that quick.

Sounds like the Auntie is a fucking roaster tbh. Get that sorted too.

[throbber]

Well done m8. Sorted that quick.

Sounds like the Auntie is a fucking roaster tbh. Get that sorted too.

My daughter has a lovely bedroom tbf, we are going to buy some shelves and a toy box for her today.

The auntie has issues for sure, she is very manipulative towards my girlfriend in the way she speaks to her as she is never forceful about it and always just nips away whilst remaining as polite and pleasant as possible which is much harder to pull her up over. After she had gone there were so many other things that I had found out she has said and done during her brief stay with us as well which completely confirm she is a total fruit loop who would no doubt make an attempt to pinch our baby if left unattended.

[Sergeant Wilson]

42 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

My daughter has a lovely bedroom tbf, we are going to buy some shelves and a toy box for her today.

The auntie has issues for sure, she is very manipulative towards my girlfriend in the way she speaks to her as she is never forceful about it and always just nips away whilst remaining as polite and pleasant as possible which is much harder to pull her up over. After she had gone there were so many other things that I had found out she has said and done during her brief stay with us as well which completely confirm she is a total fruit loop who would no doubt make an attempt to pinch our baby if left unattended.

 

 

[RH33]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

8 months and the bairn is still in your bedroom?

Sort that out ffs

My 5 yr old sleeps in my bed! I’ve always been fairly relaxed about the whole co sleeping thing.

[Bairnardo]

44 minutes ago, Rowan said:

My 5 yr old sleeps in my bed! I’ve always been fairly relaxed about the whole co sleeping thing.

What if you are needing your Nat King?

Fwiw I like the idea of my 3 year old coming in to our bed in the morning and coorying in for a wee sleep. 

Fortunately for us, she has never been one for that, because anytime she has been brought into our bed its just immediate green light for a carry on and there no way she would go to sleep. 

[RH33]

2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

What if you are needing your Nat King?

Fwiw I like the idea of my 3 year old coming in to our bed in the morning and coorying in for a wee sleep. 

Fortunately for us, she has never been one for that, because anytime she has been brought into our bed its just immediate green light for a carry on and there no way she would go to sleep. 

I’m single mum. But previously they’d just get lifted out to own beds on rare ocassional.

if I need shagged I wait till kids aren’t about!

Edited October 21, 2018 by Rowan

[SlipperyP]

My 5 yr old sleeps in my bed! I’ve always been fairly relaxed about the whole co sleeping thing.

Me too the whole family are in the same bed here. Fighting over covers, farting and scratching together. Very natural, very loving.

[throbber]

I had sex with my partner when our daughter was beside us in the next to me bed. It was a strange experience but I would certainly do it again.