Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: My niece gave birth to a healthy daughter early this morning a couple of hours after her contractions started, her first birth. She's fine but has a third degree tear. Googled it and wished I hadn't, sounds fucking horrendous. I've had an anal fissure before which was the worst thing I've experienced, but this sounds worse. Any P+Bers had a third degree tear? On 02/03/2018 at 10:36, Sergeant Wilson said: Congratulations. Remember, I'm a midwife, or as good as. Any questions, fire away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I await some prompt reassuring from the good Sergeant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: I await some prompt reassuring from the good Sergeant. Easy peasy. I could decorate your hall through the letterbox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I got the option of forceps with a high chance of a tear or or being physically cut open down there I'd rather have a small scar below my stomach than my fanny ripped all the way to my arse. Thank you Raigmore doctor for agreeing to my section. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Easy peasy. I could decorate your hall through the letterbox. Flirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Flirt. Until I get there...scoosh her with the spray and you drink the whiskey. Edited March 3, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I'd rather have a small scar below my stomach than my fanny ripped all the way to my arse. And there it is. My first erection in over a week. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: And there it is. My first erection in over a week. Always happy to help 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I hope BFTD isn't reading this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 41 minutes ago, welshbairn said: My niece gave birth to a healthy daughter early this morning a couple of hours after her contractions started, her first birth. She's fine but has a third degree tear. Googled it and wished I hadn't, sounds fucking horrendous. I've had an anal fissure before which was the worst thing I've experienced, but this sounds worse. Any P+Bers had a third degree tear? Yep. Don't recommend it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 I got the option of forceps with a high chance of a tear or or being physically cut open down there I'd rather have a small scar below my stomach than my fanny ripped all the way to my arse. Thank you Raigmore doctor for agreeing to my section. Yer Da. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Yes we decided on a girls name months ago, wouldn’t have had an idea where to start wth a boys name though! How have her first few nights been with sleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Yep. Don't recommend it. How long did it take to heal? I spent months in terror of my morning shite and could barely walk until I found a sympathetic doctor to prescribe extra strong steroid cream. That was just an anal fissure, my niece had stitches tunnel to tunnel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: How long did it take to heal? I spent months in terror of my morning shite and could barely walk until I found a sympathetic doctor to prescribe extra strong steroid cream. That was just an anal fissure, my niece had stitches tunnel to tunnel. Don't kick her in the pie, unless you can afford to lose a shoe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 For goodness sake! All this moaning and groaning about a little rip in the skin. I once had a ragnail, youse wummin dont know the meaning of real pain.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How long did it take to heal? I spent months in terror of my morning shite and could barely walk until I found a sympathetic doctor to prescribe extra strong steroid cream. That was just an anal fissure, my niece had stitches tunnel to tunnel. I can't really remember if I'm honest. It was a week or two before I could sit comfortably but new babies keep you so busy it's all a bit of a blur now. Certainly way before my 6 week check up I was OK but I couldn't tell you exactly how long it took. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I can't really remember if I'm honest. It was a week or two before I could sit comfortably but new babies keep you so busy it's all a bit of a blur now. Certainly way before my 6 week check up I was OK but I couldn't tell you exactly how long it took. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just seen this thread now, congrats to both Chris & Throbber on your healthy arrivals! Got the 20 week scan on the 19th, absolutely convinced it’s a girl we’re having. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: My niece gave birth to a healthy daughter early this morning a couple of hours after her contractions started, her first birth. She's fine but has a third degree tear. Googled it and wished I hadn't, sounds fucking horrendous. I've had an anal fissure before which was the worst thing I've experienced, but this sounds worse. Any P+Bers had a third degree tear? Wife was cut with the first and tore with the second, I’ll never forget the noise it made when she was cut. I remember making a remark to put two or three extra stitches in, which the midwife didn’t appreciate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, The Ginger Prince said: Just seen this thread now, congrats to both Chris & Throbber on your healthy arrivals! Got the 20 week scan on the 19th, absolutely convinced it’s a girl we’re having. Aye but what’s the stitches target? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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