KnightswoodBear

Drove back up the M6 from Cumbria on Sunday and the amount of times that I had to go from the left lane, to the outside lane and back again to overtake some fucking c**t toodling along an empty motorway at 60mph in the middle lane was astonishing.

You're an aboriginal teuchter. The worst kind of teuchter.

Anyone not from Scotland's largest and greatest city is a teuchter.

It's great up till the end of s4 and then it's all downhill. I agree the New Blood season was pretty good tho.

I think the closest I came to walking out of a film was "Now You See Me". A film that would just be forgettably bland if it didn't have the added ingredient of actors/characters so utterly hateful. Best experience was the first Wolverine stand alone film. The movie itself was shit, but the lassie I was there with gave me a w**k.

Sorry to say it looks to me like he's anticipating a touch from a Hearts defender and goes down. He's probably not anticipating the Hearts defenders to be in a different postcode to him, tbf. Daft dive aside, i'm more angry that our striker who was on a hat trick in a semi final at Hampden has decided to square it. Useless c*nt.

The badge was not avenged

Wanking for coins.

I got the brakes done on an old car of mine years ago. Took the car to the same place a few months later for it's service and MOT and got the "your brakes are almost gone" chat after the service but before it went in for the MOT. I called back and asked to speak to the manager and advised that if the brakes were almost gone less than 4 months after his garage replaced them, then there was obviously something wrong with the parts they were using. He went away to check and i got a call back about 15 mins later saying that they had made a "mistake" and called the wrong person. Despite me making sure that they were talking about my car at the time. Yes, dear reader, it was Arnold Clark.

Dubai isn't a place that folk you want to be friends with go. It's an airport you stop off at on the way to nice places.

I've read a couple of your posts, and I have mate.

Nae idea what you are on about, meight.

Can I just say something without everyone getting mad...

Do you think the Rangers fans that sing the unacceptable songs are all at church on a Sunday?

I know that the accusations of whataboutery are usually leveled at fans of Rangers and Celtic, but fucking hell.