I've spoken with Spank and he is still happy with me to post some of his drawings.
In his own words "Managers come and go but art will always remain".
Just to let you know, he has also written a bit of poetry about his time at Girvan
Of course not but Spank eats his porridge!
He turns up with a full belly when most mangers wouldn't! They'd claim they didn't have access to fresh oats and say they were starving!
I'd like to point out I was making a joke about the way country songs tend to follow a pattern of tragic events and in no way referring to the private life of DL. I'm kind of freaking out about the whole legal advice thing that got mentioned!
I know a guy who slagged off hit comedian Andy Cameron on Twitter for having a sub-standard face and ended up doing 7 month in Polmont!
Actually got the makings of a decent country song there with those lyrics! Fire in a drink problem and a deid spouse and it's ivor novello time for DL!
No way do Darvel players work? Why? That's pure greed! What's the point? Surely they veer into the supertax bracket if they work as well as those famous wages?? I just can't get my head round it. There's players who are rumoured to be on a triple pony and donkey a week but still choose to work?? I'm not buying that. Something ain't right!!
I think I've missed something here?? Was it my Budget Mr T comment that has caused this? If so, I apologise.
It was Saturday night and I had a wee drink in me.
P.S I also made up the part about him being afraid of flying.