Goalie Hamish

You still kidding oan yer an east stirling fan aye

or yer a sad wee troll f**k wi nae life mods need tae ban yer arse

A dinosaur is being kind tae that fud but the sfa are guid at geeing jobs for the boys

Hes had no a bad start but disappears in games for large spells but he does seem to have a knack of chasing managers away and causing chaos

Did you no say you were at the meeting last night so that makes you a bankie club official aye

Yer a fecking bawsack pal wi nae interest in fitba just noising up fowk wi yer 79 th new name. what a sad fucking life ye must lead, a coward wi a keyboard

Christ yer no very bright son I thought Bankies were kultured

That pish needs stopped ye cannae huv two bodies running the same game in the pyramid its fecking nuts

Great wee set up at the glens but only been the once mind you, better that dying fallin doon the terrace at the auld place

You no have a motorway tae play wi or something ya fecking loony

Listen bud I’m no up for an argument but theres nae agreement and thats fae the horses mouth at the lowland, am no saying there wilnae be but thems the facts and defo no in the east. It widnae be the first time that they beaks at the top table huv talked pish

Larry kens hee haw he's been spreading this guff aroond the Dee, Carnoustie an the Ferry for months, he kens his wee empire up there is crumbling tae bits

Sorry tae pish on yer chips here boys but naebody is in anywhere yet, yer west region beaks are leading ye up the gairden path. Ma wee man at the lowland says junior rules huvnae even been sorted yet so disnae ken why clubs are being telt something else. So settle doon a’body plenty of shite being flung around

Sbragia is a fud

Its no happening son. West aye East naw.

F*ck sake this heid the baw isnae still around is he

Did Sbragia no call him a luxury player? should try his luck at Getafe and get away fae his comfort zone of his maws basement

Tayside boys want there cake and scoff it. Dinnae want tae go north only want south but want mair local games, how does that work

Sounds a guid yin and I might be in the area wi work to catch it

Was telt Friday night by someone who should ken that theres hee haw chance of juniors being in next season and awe this stuff aboot its been decided theyre already in is utter pish

Bring him hame tae Tannadice.

Jamie Walker fae Wigan, on loan tae Peterboro

Ma wee man in Dundee wis telling me this wis a done deal but awe you bawbags are still at it so it cannae be

Mibee they have but they dinnae feel the need to talk about it.

As Faddy said how did he ken that this hasn't been done, a'body wants answers right now