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We don't show up til half time. We'll be fine.

That Morton defending. Woaft.

I wouldn't mind getting a look at Matt Bowman tonight. I'd like to see him start.

Definitely rattled.

I'm pretty sure Gary Dempsey holds a record for most consecutive shots at goal without scoring. He could play a bit though.

Its as if the board can't see into the future!! It was a completely justified decision to back AJ in the summer. It hasn't worked out as we all had hoped, which is the case in most football related decisions made at board level at any club on the planet.

PREACH! Spot on.

OK. So what would you like us to do about it?

Are you OK? Is this a cry for help? You can be honest. I'm reaching out to you right now. The help is here if you want it.

I'm enjoying the #BoxOffice meltdown nature of this thread. At least you guys have that, if nothing else.

But his name is Tony Dingwall. DINGWALL. If that's not a reason to keep him, I don't know what is.

At least space won't be as much of an issue for the United support if, by some minor miracle, they find themselves top for whatever reason. What with their somewhat dwindling numbers of late. Allegedly.

Initially, I applauded Falkirks policy of signing players just because they were good looking. It was some real 'out the box' thinking. I for one, am deeply disappointed that it hasn't worked out.

Thats very kind. We did look fucking spectacular on Saturday right enough. Just you guys keep taking points off of Falkirk and we'll promise to keep it to 'just the five'. In all seriousness though, when was the last time we paid actual monies for a player?

Apart from Dundee United (you'd think), every team in this league is still looking for additional playing staff. It's frustrating sometimes and it can be argued that if we had been better prepared, we could have had the jump on a few of our rivals. But it's clearly a very difficult time for all clubs in the player recruitment department. With that in mind, I'd argue that we're not actually falling behind. With the players signed in the summer, we have a very strong spine to the squad and solid base to build around. Apart from the Rangers game and probably the first half v Livi, they've actually done quite well. It's been suggested on here that we only need two or three more. Theres still just under 3 weeks of the window to go so theres still a lot of time. If teams around us havent signed anyone stand-out, they must still be out there. Also, any player signed at the end of August, rather than the beginning of July saves the club two months wages. Just a thought.