Dozy Saltz

Whit u smoking neville nae mirrors in gorebridge yeez huv smashed them aw!!!!!

Seen it aw the day fae the ref games gawn cuckoo. gid tae see bit dale fight DBWAH

Craig and Callum showed interest in position only a few hours after Henderson was shown the door only to be informed the position had already been filled. They need not worry if unsuccessful again this time round I suspect a position may become available a mile down the road after that charlatan at the creamery is found out.

Seems to be down to a 2 horse race between Strickland/MacKay or Rarity/Young combinations.