Pearbuyerbell

The idea was to put people off entering these silly events and to keep the traffic flowing. We're confident that Pedal for Scotland can be shut down by 2020.

Today I wore my jacket for the first time since April 6th. How did I know April the 6th was the last time I wore my jacket? I'll be revealing the answer at 22:30.

Betting markets suggest a Yes vote will carry, but opinion polls show a narrow lead for no. Are we expecting a boycott by No voters to lower participation and dilute the result?

No elaboration.

I live in Perthshire, TAJ. You will never reside in Perthshire. The banks just wouldn't let it happen. Team poverty?

Hopefully, you won't be dealing with teenagers in your bed. Team: Celtic.

Quite. And I'm not sure heedthebaa is even remotely apologetic for this afternoon's thrustings. This poor woman raised a child unable to wipe his own arse aged 16. Today, she's in her finest attire ready to celebrate lunch with some ham hock, chicken balmoral, poached pears and some decaf. And our borders based deviant's turned on and ploughs his mother for the first time since his 21st. That's why he made my top 5.

Perhaps you two could discuss popcorn flavourings via the pm?

You fucked your mother! Sick inbred useless c**t.

Alanis Morissette.

Your Mrs manage it okay?

Good idea for a fat camp shred and overheads would be low. Market it at £199 with a money back guarantee you'll lose 30lbs by Christmas.

That analogy would have worked better if you'd picked any straw based juice except Capri Sun. A Capri Sun straw p***k would make a decent round on the Krypton factor.

You like Tony Blair, therefore, you have no moral compass. The jigsaw enthusiast rightly 'won' the biggest fud in the history of P & B, and while you're correct that he wound up a couple thicko, Standfree was one of the easiest to wind up. The better posters on here dish out a bit of stick here, but they can be self-deprecating. This proved the downfall for the #blacksheep of Perthshire.

Thankyou for your kind words, Cerberus. I'm not going anywhere. Keithgy has agreed to play by the rules of the website at last. I'm fine with this.