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The Celtic All Seasons thread
Malcolm Malcolm replied to Greenlantern's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
Shane Duffy picked up an awful lot of bad habits very quickly during his time in Scotland. -
Fucking hell, lads. Scotland is a grey area because it's a historical European nation with its own legal system and it increasingly has some of the apparatus of a state. It is not recognised as a sovereign nation but the idea of sovereignty is contestable, especially because Scotland has a tradition preceding 1707 of popular sovereignty (which is generally the norm) and England has a tradition of parliamentary sovereignty, which it insists applies to the whole UK. This then brings us to competing interpretations of the Treaty of Union of 1707. Scots generally regard it as the establishment of a new state between Scotland and England based at Westminster. However, there is a tendency in England to regard the union as effectively an expansionist continuation of the already existing English state. Malcolm Malcolm's opinion is that the UK is a historical anomaly more like a diminished Austro-Hungarian Empire than any comparable modern nation state. The easiest way to remedy that would theoretically be to establish a modern federal United Kingdom with a profoundly reformed constitution but in reality that is practically impossible, and that is why we remain at a constitutional impasse. Anyway, when it comes to Britishness Moyes is for some reason a forelock tugging twat.
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The reason is cultural imperialism or hegemony or anti-Scottish prejudice or whatever you want to call it. Simon Jordan was rambling on the other day about how the SPFL Premiership is a 'poor league' a couple of sentences after saying he didn't know enough about Rangers to comment on Steven Gerrard. He wasn't challenged on his self-professed ignorance. This is the default opinion of most things here south of the border and the reason stuff like the subject of this thread is so annoying is because this pish gets absorbed and regurgitated by a lot of Scots.
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Drunk teacher takes pupils to strip club
Malcolm Malcolm replied to ICTChris's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
There was a physics teacher at my school who would be a creepy c**t chatting up all the underagers then every year at the 6th year leaving night he'd go home with one of the lassies he'd been perving for years. The lad from my school who was struck off spent years appealing it, and when that didn't work he spent another couple of years trying to set up a private school in the same area. -
Drunk teacher takes pupils to strip club
Malcolm Malcolm replied to ICTChris's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
A teacher in my old school was struck off for shagging a fifth year pupil. However, three of his colleagues (that I know of) were also predatory shaggers and never met any consequences for their actions, except for one who got divorced. -
Scottish Infrastructure
Malcolm Malcolm replied to jamamafegan's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
That sounds utterly grim. We really need to move away from this pish. -
Scottish Infrastructure
Malcolm Malcolm replied to jamamafegan's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
The housebuilders are a significant part of the problem here. They want cul de sacs with new access roads and new schools all funded by the taxpayer while they walk with taxpayer money through Help To Buy. -
I have a theory that anything prefixed with the word 'super' is generally anything but.
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Beckham is the personification of the problems that have led us to this shitty situation.
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If not, why not?
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I'm a bit disappointed the auld duffer's custom made Land Rover hearse didn't lead to a very public and embarrassing mishap TBH.
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What Are You Drinking ?
Malcolm Malcolm replied to keyser_soze's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Arran Blonde. It can be hit and miss but a good batch is a fantastic brew.