Thomohawk

This crowd-shagging chat is gunge. Neither we not the Tractoroos have got anything to gloat about but at least we have the excuse of playing in the Seaside League on and off for the past few years to explain our numbers while the bumpkins are just chronically pish.

Christ, this thread is dull. Any danger of talking about the football match tomorrow rather than the shite that seems to be getting posted?

Makes sense and what a kit!

Those with a knowledge of a Peep Show will recall Superhans' offer to Jez of a 5 figure sum for assisting in a bank robbery..."well, there's a decimal place after the first 3 figures". This sounds like one of those instances where it's 6 figures total, 4 figures actual.

Live scenes from Dens.

I always thought that the one thing that this thread lacked was a debate about parking.

Any idea whether Los Mexicanos will be playing this evening? Going to be quite a reality check for them going from 39 degrees on the Gulf of Mexico to 15 degrees and rain in Bonnyrigg but the pleasure of pulling on the pulling on the camisa azul oscuro will more than compensate.

Never eat a tangerine coloured biscuit.

Sweeney's debut, interestingly (or perhaps not), was in the same game that Joe Shaughnessy scored for us! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57951050

Just wait for some seething Jambo to bring up our inability to send emails as well. Live scenes from the DFC communications team:

What an incredibly underwhelming day it has been so far. Must be waiting for a beer o'clock Messi announcement to kick start the weekend.

BRACE BRACE.

He was there for us...apart from the evening matches when he was tagged. Not sure we'll ever have someone missing from the squad for the same reason again. Impossible not to love the mad b*****d.

Hands up if you're looking forward to signing again...

This smells to me like a Nelms/Strachan decision rather than TD who has only been in the door 24 hours. How could he have come to a conclusion on who to re-sign that quickly, especially on a 2 year deal?!