Away and take your wife to the bowls or something you old todger. If you keep sitting on P&B everynight ignoring her, she'll get fed up of her crosswords one day and there will be nobody to make your Rhino sized portions for tea.
Please. No mentioning of any football players names until the trial date. Otherwise Nizzy will wet his knickers again, and have to dry them outside along with Radfords soaked briefs.
No, i'll still be doing the heads gone and looking in. Hopefully the other site will be the one for matters on Dundee FC though, that won't be hijacked by tits.