'Mr Reliable' is fucking pump, m8. The fact we've not had people trying to roast him in recent derbies has trolled me into oblivion. How he has eked out a career as a footballer is one of life's true mysteries.
No lap of honour post-derby win for the Hertz tonight either as tucking away your rabble is to be expected of Edinburgh's establishment club.
Still just the three top three finishes for Hibs since the mid-70s.
A good player up here, no doubt, but would struggle to have much of a career in the Championship down south. Replacing Scott Brown at the feeder club and following in his footsteps of shitebagging it from playing elsewhere is probably his best bet.
That's now him and Broony that wee Cochrane has managed to school this season, and the kid has only just turned 17.