Big Ron Vlaar

haha Nah I'm joking, it's absolutely 0% funny, tbh.

Why would we go bust?

We're not in any danger of going out of business, we've just paid a few naughty bankhand bonuses. My only concern is that the SPFL/SFA don't issue some OTT points deduction.

Look at all the diddy team fans coming on to rage over Livingston. Love it when we're in the news for this kind of thing, we always get away with it and some of the absolute throbbers have themselves on the verge of a heart attack. Completely untouchable this time.

What an absolute joke. This as well as the Rankine incident from last week, SFA/SPFL are clearly out to give us a hard time. Been a while since the last time.

This is a fucking conspiracy. What an absolute joke.

One can hope you burn alive.

Who cares?

Tell her you're holding a charity event for people with retrograde ejaculation, and ask her if she can come, or some other pish like that. All the girls on this app are pretty thick.

She's ugly enough for me to swipe left, and that's fucking saying something.

That burd is nowhere near good looking enough to shoot someone down in one word like that.

I got told I look like Michael Buble on Tinder today. Really flattered, and made the shite I was taking at the time even more enjoyable.

I went down to the stadium yesterday to buy the top and was like "BTW CAN I COLLECT MY SEASON TICKET?" And I was just given it. My name is high up in the alphabet.

You have mental problems

Nixon is a shitebag. Away top looks pretty smart as well. Don't think we've ever had a shirt that looked so silky. It's a smooth mover, for sure.