Zinedine Zidane

Ultra Jambo bizarrely pm'd me a picture of two black gentleman having oral sex.

Man City for relegation in your expert opinion m8?

What you wearing ultra? I'm genuinely near granton and going to come along and knock f**k out of you.

I'd imagine McGhee will spend a fair bit of time in the under 20's this season and McKay has a lot to prove if he wants to make it at Hearts.

Second choice side against a team who look like they could do well in the league above us this season. Asbolutely nowt to worry about. The real stuff starts on Saturday (thank f**k).

shree nowt

Paterson gives his second pen away of pre season

Gallacher; Paterson; McGhee; McKay: McHattie, Holt, Bauben, King, Smith, Keatings, Carrick Subs Alexander, Wilson, Ozturk, Gomis, Walker, Robinson, Oliver Not the strongest side tonight. Dat bench though.

Jeezo

£15 a ticket to go to a hole like Dundee for a friendly? Na, you're alright.

Delighted with the signing of Sow, looks very good from what I've seen. We need something different up front with Keatings, Oliver and Carrick being so similar. This window really could not have went any better for us. Whatever happens this season, we've given ourselves the absolute best chance of success, which is something that hasn't been said by Hearts fans too much over the years.

Neat and tidy player. Good technically. He wasn't good enough to be an SPL midfielder (or certainly not in the circumstances we faced last season), but he'll be a good player at a lower level.

Looks a quality player. Composed on the ball and a beast. Good positional sense as well. McHattie looks like a different player with him in defence.

Really enjoyed that tonight. That's the best I have seen Hearts in possession since 2005. Some really outstanding bits of play. Gomes and Bauben. Good lord. We will be a match for anyone. Make no mistake. Something special is happening here.