Old Pivotonian

Every derby you prove yourselves to be stunts. Or something similar.

Well done Aberdeen. Good away result.

I'm surprised you're even taking the time to consider the goings-on at a wee lower-league club like Hearts. I thought you'd be discussing season ticket sales and future Euro glory with the fans of other Uber-clubs like St Mirren and Motherwell.

Cheers pal. At least three HFC fans have waved that flag about at Scotland away games. Anyway, I think I just need to build a bigger and better flag.

Actually, on Kickback some genius has complained that my wife didn't put up a big enough fight and has suggested that the 'young team' need to work harder to protect the HMFC reputation. He also posted a photo of the Romanian Thieves and commented that he 'loves these guys'. I despair.

My sons have looked after a reasonably big saltire since they were school kids. They take it to non-domestic away games (Belfast, spurs, Liverpool etc) and they also take it to Scotland home and away games. They have had badges sewn into it for every country visited and every club visited. We enjoyed getting our photos taken with it around Europe. On Sunday after the Dinamo friendly, some Romanian snatched it from my wife and ran away with it. We were very upset at the time (and probably quite drunk TBH). I didn't think to go round and that everyone who tried to help. Anyway, thanks to you all. Special help to the local Jambos who are heading back to the ground to try and find the Romanians. Special, Special thanks to the Romanian who has supplied me with a link to the facebook page of one of thieves. If you were there and we looked as if we were over-reacting. Sorry about that. We were just very, very upset. This is the link: https://www.facebook.com/pavaloi.anton?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser

Just looked a some photos of Cammy. WTF? Why does he always look as if he is just delivering himself the vinegar stroke? Maybe it's the anticipation of coming to a big team like Hearts?

Very good. Nearly had me there. You don't happen to know what happened to the legend that is Nade? We'd be grateful to take HIM on loan!

That's that incorrect ellipsis w****r telt! I doubt well see much of him around here from now on.